Hammock incredibly stressful

12-06-15

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A MAN who used a hammock has described it as the least relaxing experience of his life.

Tom Logan, from Bristol, used the hammock while staying at a five-star resort in the New Forest and revealed he still wakes up screaming.

He said: “It was strung between two trees and from the moment I clambered in, this contraption lurching drunkenly beneath me, my heart rate was through the roof.”

Logan said he spent  20 minutes lying absolutely motionless before a waiter handed him a daiquiri and it got much worse.

He added: “It proved impossible to get the drink to my mouth without shifting my weight so dangerously I risked being catapulted into the air or bound up like a caterpillar in a chrysalis.

“That was me for more than an hour, until I got a cramp and sat forward suddenly, spilling sticky booze everywhere and dumping myself on the floor with one leg still caught, like a trapped poacher.

“I eventually manged to free myself by clawing at the bare earth at which point I got back in and it started all over again.”

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