Idiot carefully explains why hen parties are just like the World Darts Championship

30-01-18

AN IDIOT has set out his theory of why hen parties are just as sexist as the World Darts Championship.

Martin Bishop explained that a male stripper who has been paid to be voluntarily sexualised at an adults-only event means it is acceptable to wolf-whistle at scantily clad young women being paraded on the stage of a darts contest.

Leaning back in his chair and smiling, Bishop said: “I have given an example of a situation where women can objectify men and so that is the end of the argument. You have nothing to complain about.”

But Eleanor Shaw, a woman, said: “Yeah…not really the same.

“I’ve been dragged to a few boxing and darts shows because I married the wrong person. There are never men holding up round cards in a pair of Speedos.

“If we had sexy men parading around as a side-attraction at private, ‘women only’ dinners or at ‘women’s sports’ such as netball, volleyball or tennis, then Martin might have a point.

“But we don’t, so he’s an idiot.”

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