A COMPLETE idiot holds an opinion that is correct entirely due to luck, it has emerged.
Yes it isThe opinion that rhubarb is a vegetable rather than a fruit was arrived at using same illogical thought processes as Julian Cooks other beliefs, all of which are wrong.
Van driver Cook said: Obviously rhubarb isnt a fruit. Fruit is round, like apples and oranges, but vegetables are long, like carrots and parsnips. Also its the wrong colour.
No one would believe me at first, but then my mate Matthew looked it up on his phone and it turned out I was right, just like I was right about wombles being real, but extinct.
Perhaps now theyll take me seriously on other issues, like when I said our whole family should join UKIP so we get special treatment when Farage becomes prime minister.
Its just the sensible thing to do.
Family and friends were shocked by Cook’s rare instance of being right, with some now questioning their own beliefs.
Cooks wife Linda said: What if Julians right about other things? Maybe driving faster is safer. Maybe John Lennon did kill Paul McCartney. Maybe the Russians have got half-ape super soldiers.
It doesnt bear thinking about if The Omen really is based on a true story.
