AN INDIAN takeaway includes a small plastic bag of hideous-looking chopped vegetables for some unknown reason.
Tom Logan received his food order from Zaffron Takeaway and found that along with the nice food he’d ordered he was also receiving a tiny bag mostly containing long-deceased chopped onion.
Unpacking his delivery, Logan said:“Chicken rogan josh – brilliant. Palak paneer – great.
“A small bag of decaying onion and shrivelled bits of cucumber – weird as fuck.
“It looks that bad that even the dog wouldn’t eat it, and he eats dog food.
“I’ve no idea why they stick that thing in there. Maybe I owe them money for a garlic naan and it’s some sort of veiled threat, like when that guy in the The Godfather gets a horse’s head in his bed.”
A spokesman for Zaffron Takeaway said: “We considered including a battered old doll’s head as the free random thing but decided it was not weird enough.”
