Kid makes it from sofa to living room door without falling into the lava

16-10-17

A SEVEN-YEAR-OLD boy has managed to get from sofa to door without touching the living room floor, which was lava full of sharks.

Nathan Muir of Bedford completed his potentially deadly journey just in time for tea yesterday evening.

He said: “When I saw that the floor had became hot molten lava filled with sharks and crocodiles I knew it was going to take something special to get out of there alive.

“My first move was to  climb off the sofa onto the coffee table, taking care not to put a hand on the floor otherwise it would get melted or bitten off. Then I had just cross my fingers and jump for the door.

“I knew that we were having lasagne for dinner that night so the lava, which also had pirates in it, wasn’t going to stop me.”

However Muir knocked over a glass of Ribena during the perilous mission, leaving a stain on the carpet for which he later got bollocked.

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