Londoners obediently queueing for some bullshit

20-11-17

A QUEUE of Londoners don’t even know what bullshit they are lining up for, they have confirmed.

Although the Londoners are almost certainly waiting in line for some bullshit, it is unclear to anyone involved what the precise nature of the bullshit might be.

Queue participant Stephen Malley said: “It’s probably some ‘coffee festival’ thing, or a temporary shop selling t-shirts and trainers that are very slightly different to the ones in normal shops.

“I see a queue, I join it. I’m not stupid.

“These other people probably heard about this bullshit on some social media thing, which means it must be good.”

Fellow queueing person Mary Fisher said: “I hope the bullshit is a restaurant selling tarted-up American junk food that doesn’t take reservations and only lets you sit down for a strictly monitored 40 minute time slot while other would-be diners glare at you with unadulterated hate in their eyes.

“I know that sounds horrible and needlessly stressful but that’s the sort of thing we like in London.”

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