Man confirms every stereotype about ghastly media wankers

29-11-17

A MAN with some sort of job at a TV company instantly confirms your worst prejudices about media arseholes, it has emerged.

Anyone who meets Tom Booker quickly discovers he is an arrogant, coked-up prick who works on tacky, exploitative programmes he somehow thinks are important.

Teacher Nikki Hollis said: “I met Tom at a party where he droned on about some awful-sounding show called Bisexual on Benefits while blatantly looking around for someone more important to talk to.

“He also claimed he was best mates with Ray Winstone, but it turned out he just got him a sandwich while he was doing a voiceover for a piles cream advert.

“Thankfully he went off to do some ‘prang’ in the toilet with someone called Nez who he described as ‘the fucking genius at Blue Aardvark’, whatever that means.”

Acquaintance Wayne Hayes said: “Tom acts as if he’s a big name in the TV industry but then you realise he just works on generic toss like Vagina Clinic and Help! I Need An Extension.

“He wears a retro Adidas top, eyeball-scorching trainers, ripped jeans and a trilby to work. What more do you need to know?”

Booker said: “Did I tell you we’ve got Nick Grimshaw on board for E4’s Young, Free and Living with STDs? He’s a fucking genius.”

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