A MAN is toying with the idea of going to bed at half past two this afternoon.
Tom Booker has looked at the weather, realised it is already getting dark and the day holds nothing further in store.
Booker, from north London, said: “I’ve flicked around Freeview and realised it might as well be the 1960s when the only thing on was the test card, followed by a programme about Welsh agriculture.
“I considered going out, but the wind suddenly whistled up the outside drainpipe as if to say, ‘friend, do not do it’.
“I thought about transferring some frozen peas from one teacup to another, over and over until they thawed, but that requires a tremendous amount of concentration and it is a Sunday.
“Finally, I thought, be true to yourself and just go to bed.”
Booker revealed he was also going to change the bed linen and put on some clean pyjamas ‘to add a sense of occasion’.
