Man discovers toilet roll fairy is not real

A MAN who assumed a magical fairy had been changing the toilet roll was stunned to discover she does not exist.

Martin Bishop, from Stevenage, found out the truth after spotting his wife of 15 years putting a fresh quilted Andrex on the holder.

He said: “I told her to leave it for the toilet roll fairy and she totally lost it and yelled, ‘I AM THE FUCKING FAIRY’.

“Apparently, she’s been changing the loo roll for our entire marriage. The world feels a little less special today.

“It’s not like I don’t do my bit. I once took a roll out of the bag and placed it on top of the cistern. For the fairy.”

He added: “I’m starting to wonder if the Bin Elf is real.”