A MAN has revealed his Halloween party costume is entitled ‘capitalism’.
While most of the guests will be dressed as either a slutty vampire or a hipster zombie, Julian Cook hopes to scare them with his devastating critique of the economic system.
Host Tom Logan said: “We’ve made rum punch the colour of blood and we’ve got a cardboard skeleton for the front door, so I’m not really in the mood for Julian’s George Monbiot podcast medley.
“He’s like this all the time. Last Christmas he gave me a note explaining my present had been sold to help bail out a bank.”
Cook hopes his costume will be even more devastating than last year, when he dressed as ‘patriarchy’ by wearing women’s clothes and a square of perspex on his head to represent the glass ceiling.
This year he has made a suit and tie out of pages from the Financial Times and will carry an overstuffed toy cat under his arm with the word ‘fat’ written on it.
Logan said: “The only reason he gets invited is that he always brings sensational booze, because his parents are very rich.”
