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MASSIVE DRINK BENDERS 'SHOULD BE BETTER ORGANISED' |
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05-11-09 |
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ENORMOUS 1p-a-pint student drink bender clubs should be less haphazard affairs, a judge has warned.
 And at the going down of the sun, and in the morning, we will piss anywhere we want
He said: "Clearly the organisers of these events need to be brought to task. If they're going to sell cheap alcohol they should also supply a thick warming boeuf borguignon to help soak it up, and a decent stilton.
"If they switched from flogging heavily diluted out-of-date lager to port wine and claret the atmosphere would be much more congenial."
He added: "The attendees would probably all sit down and listen to Vaughn Williams while playing Whist instead of rutting on war memorials while thinking unpatriotic thoughts."
However Wayne Hayes, the promoter of Drink Very Cheap Booze Til You Almost Die and its sister student night Loads of Grog And Fanny In A Dark Building, has denied his events contribute to public drunkenness.
He said: "We encourage all our punters to drink responsibly. Our 50 pint flagon of rancid Heinmeister that we sell for 16p has 'please enjoy these 50 pints responsibly' written on the side.
"But ultimately, they're students. They have to have somewhere they can let off steam on a Friday after doing absolutely fuck all through the week.
"Plus they're twats."
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