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'Looloo's gone all stiff lolz'

Loo-Loo Trixiebell Cakeslayer weighed 19 stone at the time of her instantly lovable premature death.

Her final adorable seizures were captured by her owner in an online picture blog which has been a hit with lovers of disgustingly fat dying animals around the globe.

One viewer commented: “OMG Looloo iz soooo cute she looks like she iz smilin even if it iz reelly just a grimuss ov pain. Oh well she iz with the angelz now. I bet they have grate hi calorie kitty treets in heven lolz.”

Loo-Loo’s former owner Nikki Hollis said: “Some people say it’s cruel to let your cat get that big, but she just ate normal cat stuff, like choux buns, curry and suet puddings with little sticks of lard stuck in them, like a grotesque parody of a ’99′ ice cream.

“The bits of her that could move, like her eyelids and tongue, were surprisingly agile. So really she was just big-boned.”

She added: “I guess the real reason she got so massive is that if I don’t feed my pets relentlessly with eclairs they will start hating me and spraying the word ‘whorebitch’ in urine on the kitchen units.

“Which in itself is probably caused by my history of dysfunctional relationships with horrible, vindictive men who exploit and then desert me.

“Did I mention that my house, where I live alone, is full of pink stuff and Forever Friends merchandise? It’s like my own little fantasy land.

“Except that it’s very, very real.”