Mum's email account hacked again

A MOTHER has had her email account hacked for the 14th time this month.

Mary Fisher, who has taken a computer course at her local library and also has a Facebook account, insisted she has no idea how it keeps happening.

She said: “I like to sign up for things, good causes and the like, so I have to give my email address out to some people. Well, to pretty much anyone who asks for it.

“And I use ‘password’ as my password, but only because it’s easy to remember.”

Fisher’s son Ian said: “One of these days she will actually be held hostage in Thailand and in desperate need of quick finances and I’ll just ignore it.”

Mrs Fisher added: “Why would anyone want to hack me? It’s not like they can get the keys to the car from hacking my emails.

“Can they?”

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Britons buying six weeks of supplies for single day shops are shut

THE UK is buying in six weeks’ worth of groceries to get them through Easter Sunday when all supermarkets are closed. 

Supermarkets are expecting record business as families fill at least two trolleys to fend off the grim spectre of starvation over the coming three days.

Stephen Malley of Harrogate said: “The supermarkets are closed on Sunday. Not just reduced hours. Fully closed.

“And Monday’s a bank holiday too. It’s going to be like The Road, where only the ruthless survive and the living envy the dead.

“Better get another six three-litre bottles of milk. I don’t want to be without a cup of tea when it happens.”