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NETWORKING SITES NEED 'BORING TIT' BUTTONS |
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18-11-09 |
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SOCIAL networking websites have been criticised for not introducing a help button for users to report awful, boring tits.
 'See you next Sunday'
The Adult Exploitation and Online Protection Centre is demanding sites such as Facebook, Myspace and Bebo carry a button which says 'Help! This Fucker's Boring the Shit Out of Me!'.
A spokesman said: "By clicking the button the user will be put in contact with a specially trained officer who will immediately ask them how often they have been bored by this person in the last 72 hours.
"We want to know more about how boring tits strike-up their online conversations. Do they start off by saying something vaguely interesting? Do they ask a personal question which gives the misleading impression that they are not utterly self-absorbed?"
According to the Centre at least 400,000 people a year are being manipulated into having brunch with someone they have never really liked.
The spokesman added: "Sometimes that brunch can develop into spending the entire afternoon with the predator and eventually being persuaded to have a couple of bottles of white Zinfandel.
"Before they know it they have expressed an interest in the predator's love life, career issues and music tastes. They are now just one step away from agreeing to have brunch the following Sunday. It's cynical and wicked."
A Facebook spokesman said: "The safety of our users is always our top priority. Unfortunately a 'Help! This Fucker's Boring the Shit Out of Me!' button could easily result in everyone reporting everyone else.
"It's probably best if you just go for brunch but don't have the wine."
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