MILLIONS of men are about to pretend a shaving accident caused them to remove their beard.
HIPPY parents will be giving their children drab, joyless dairy-free Easter eggs again this year, it has been confirmed.
BRITONS are currently either away or brimming with resentment, it has emerged.
TAPAS-TYPE meals are proof that the concept of sharing is overrated, it has been claimed.
CREATING an aspirational street food brand is one of a series of new scouting badges, it has been confirmed.
BRITONS who prefer weekends without expensive social obligations have opposed gay and straight marriage.
A MAN who looks like he travelled here in a brass time machine actually works in marketing, it has been confirmed.
INFANTS cry at night because they're little bastards, according to new research.