BRITAIN’S newspapers have undergone a moral transformation thanks to the introduction of a new regulator.
A COUPLE who invited an unattached man and a recently divorced woman to a dinner party are hoping they will breed.
PIRATE personas are limited to saying one syllable in a funny voice, it has been confirmed.
A 10-YEAR-OLD has been suspended by her headmaster just for having an obscene anti-school slogan shaved into her hair.
A TAILGATER on the fast lane of the M1 has been shocked to discover another car a short distance ahead of the one that was blocking him.
THE new owner of a bread maker is considering taking the machine into the garden and smashing it into a million pieces.
A 29-YEAR-OLD woman is desperate to meet a suitable man then dump him because of a small detail in his looks or mannerisms.
OFFICE staff were confused this morning after a colleague arrived with wet-look gel in his hair.