A MAN has started burning random crap in his garden again, his neighbours have confirmed.
A MAN who has chosen his brother as best man for his upcoming wedding has been told to go back and make a proper decision.
ADULTS have been urged to unlock their full potential by finding their 'inner grown up'.
MORTARBOARDS have joined ‘ideas’ and 'the past' on a list of things that students should be afraid of.
A MAN has gone on a three-day bender to reward himself for a relatively small life achievement, it has emerged.
A WOMAN is convinced there is life after death but without the unfashionable Christian elements, she has revealed.
BRITAIN’S indigenous mugs are being wiped out by the larger and more aggressive Sports Direct mugs.
A HUNGOVER office worker is this morning hoping that wearing headphones will somehow make him invisible.
- Middle class man unsure if he was mocked by group of working class men
- Six-year-old taken on term-time holiday will never catch up on colouring
- Married friends pretending to feel sorry for divorced man
- Friend lost to aspirational bullshit
- Shit thick internet users puzzled by not particularly hard maths question