DISCARDED laughing gas cylinders will be all that remains of our culture in a million years, according to experts.
NEW Irish employee Kyla Burns has surprised her colleagues by revealing there are no hidden letters in her name.
HEAT-crazed Londoners have taken to the streets demanding to be attacked by a water cannon.
BRITONS' manic obsession with having more material goods than their peers is actually just 'lifestyle', according to experts.
A MUG is not an appropriate vessel for cold drinks like squash or water, it has been confirmed.
VETS are charging up to £70 to stick a needle in a cat, it has emerged.
YOUR garden table and chairs have asked if they can come inside with the other furniture for a bit.
OVER 90 per cent of National Trust car sticker owners are career criminals, it has emerged.