A CHILD’S first birthday was marked by his parents going out for a meal, they confirmed.
A WOMAN has caused concern among her friends by deleting Facebook from her phone without making a big deal out if it
NORTHERN parents are furious with their son for throwing a used teabag straight in the bin instead of showing it the proper respect.
THE only people who support the monarchy are rather strange with a lot of time on their hands, it has emerged.
MUMS have renewed their pledge to keep phoning with news about people you didn’t really know at school.
PEOPLE who are upbeat in the morning have extremely low intelligence, it has been confirmed.
ADULTS are violently arguing in an office this morning because of the public’s decision to give a boat a stupid name.
A WOMAN in the office is exactly as attractive without her glasses, according to disappointed onlookers.