BREXIT supporter Tom Booker has returned his attention to a long-running feud about his neighbours' garden path.
ONLINE dating services are to issue guidelines on how to behave vaguely normally when meeting a potential partner.
PUBGOERS were plunged into despair after realising a band was preparing to perform.
A MIDDLE-AGED man has found himself standing in the centre of his life struggling to remember what he came in for.
A BABY has been trying to remove itself from Facebook, it has emerged.
CONCERNS are growing after a divorced couple have been left alone together for the first time in over a decade.
A STEAMY texting session has been ruined by a man’s familiarity with the subjunctive.
THE train is your house on rails where you can do whatever you like, according to many passengers.
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- Woman consults phone 63 times without filling internal void
- Delusional man thinks he’s getting his tenancy deposit back
- Cocktail barman overly concerned about customers making right choice
- Dad imagines detailed scenario where Daisy Lowe goes on date with him