Society

Dreadlocked caucasians demand to face more discrimination

WHITE people with dreadlocks are not facing as much discrimination as they would ideally like, it has emerged.

Britain falling for savoury popcorn con

THE UK is the latest target of international con-artists attempting to sell popcorn that tastes of chilli and pepper.

People who claim they're psychopaths actually just dicks

INDIVIDUALS who score highly in 'psychopath tests' are really just unpleasant, it has emerged.

Man accused of not being fun

SALES administrator Tom Booker failed to show enthusiasm during a works outing, it has been claimed.

Britain not ready for another day off

WORKERS are dreading the prospect of another three-day weekend so soon after Easter.

It all comes down to having a weird-looking penis, says Clarkson

JEREMY Clarkson has explained that his persona comes from being teased at school about his grapefruit-shaped penis.

Everything you buy to come with zero-hours contract

ALL consumer goods are to come with a contract for a shitty 'flexible hours' job

Comment recommender honoured for services to the internet

A MAN who indiscriminately clicks the ‘recommend’ button on internet comments has been honoured for helping to keep the internet going.