TOWN centre busker Tom Booker has abandoned one of his own songs halfway through.
ACADEMICALLY exceptional people are lying about their inability to do everyday domestic tasks, it has emerged.
THE sun is shining, which means that you can only look in enviously at the comforts of your home while you chew meat in the garden.
DOLPHINS are vicious, brutal thugs spoiling for a fight with humanity, it has emerged.
COMPLETE nobody Roy Hobbs is demanding tough action be taken against Greece.
ATTRACTIVE people thoroughly enjoy not having to be funny or interesting, they have revealed.
THE controversial Protein World poster is no more tawdry, exploitative and depressing than the rest of advertising, according to industry watchdogs.
THE Guardian has created a French dictionary that contains only feminine words.