BRITAIN is one of the best places in the world, according to a sarcastic thinktank.
THE purchase of a wood burning stove means that a middle class man's life is no longer superficial.
PARENTS have been warned about audiophiles, who are increasingly targeting young people for dull chats about hi-fi.
SOCIALLY isolated Tom Logan is celebrating being able to make a 'vege-wife' without being labelled insane.
CHILDREN'S love of Halloween proves that they are innately evil, it has been claimed.
ONLINE pornography must have detailed historical settings, according to new government guidelines.
FUN for adults is a myth, it has emerged.
BRITONS are increasingly getting sexual gratification from complaining about train travel.