A 29-YEAR-OLD woman is desperate to meet a suitable man then dump him because of a small detail in his looks or mannerisms.
OFFICE staff were confused this morning after a colleague arrived with wet-look gel in his hair.
TOTAL bastards have responded to the refugee crisis with a sudden interest in looking after their neighbours.
A GIRLFRIEND has completed the process of annexing every item of her boyfriend’s wardrobe.
THOUSANDS of heroic Britons are selflessly downing extra pints of beer in the name of fiscal solvency.
A MAN from Leeds came within a split second of putting a row of Xs at the bottom of a text message to a woman he likes.
A WOMAN on the train is just not pregnant enough to oblige fellow passengers to offer her a seat, it has emerged.
BEING a member of ‘generation rent’ is far less interesting than being a punk, hippie or raver, renters have claimed.