A MAN without a trendy oak panelling front door is a dangerous non-conformist, neighbours believe.
BRITAIN’S enthusiasm for firework displays is really about avoiding extortionate heating bills, it has been confirmed.
UKIP has called for the abolition of openly gay fencing.
Here’s the ultimate Brexiter's guide to what is British and what will leave our shores forever when the Sacred Emerald is placed in the Queen’s crown to trigger Article 50.
HOLDING reasonable, considered political opinions is now only for total shithead idiots who should shut the fuck up forever.
THE Danish art of liking pleasant things is a load of fyckinge wynk, it has been confirmed.
MULTI-RACIAL Britons are united in thinking the Daily Mail is full of shit.
A WOMAN moved to tears by the Pride of Britain awards is also pleased about new benefits cuts.