FUTURE generations will walk around the Stonehenge A303 road tunnel wondering why it was constructed, it has been confirmed.
A WOMAN dislikes anything and anyone that tries to improve the world, it has emerged.
A PLUMBER regularly humiliates men in their own homes because they do not understand plumbing, it has emerged.
MILLIONS are pleading with Facebook to stop making them spend vast amounts of time responding to birthday notifications, it has emerged.
A MAN has discovered a profound sense of contentment and inner calm by comparing his fairly average life with the lives of unluckier friends.
BULLSHIT stories about epic commutes during strikes are spiralling out of control, it has emerged.
LONDONERS are considering whether living in a nightmarish urban dystopia is worth it just to enjoy food crazes two months early.
A DICKHEAD does not understand why women keep dumping him.