PURE contentment can be attained by paying no attention to anything around you, experts have confirmed.
A GROUP of lorry drivers amazed motorists with a formation display that lasted a full 14 junctions.
A MAN has revealed his Halloween party costume is entitled 'capitalism'.
A CHILD has expressed genuine interest in when his father is likely to start acting like a proper adult.
FACEBOOK users will soon be able to tell when people are pretending not to have seen their posts.
GCHQ has opened its headquarters and outstanding collection of confidential data to the public for the first time.
PEOPLE who insist on wearing ID lanyards outside the office believe they offer protection from evil, it has emerged.
EVERYONE is incredibly surprised to discover a 'quite cool' 33-year-old man is a Christian.