THE nonchalant, arrogant staff at a hipster bar hate themselves just as much as they hate you, they have admitted.
YOUR mother is determined that you will not remain neutral in the row she is having with your sister, she has confirmed.
A MAN believes it was the right decision to take the largest suitcase he could find onto a crowded train.
A 54-YEAR-OLD man has delighted the internet with a photo of his huge stomach.
A CAT has rejected claims that he gets fed in more than one household.
SOME of Britain’s most unbearable pricks have confirmed that they find Donald Trump's level of dickishness excessive.
A MAN has a strange desire to downplay homelessness whenever it is mentioned, it has emerged.
COLLEAGUES in a WhatsApp group have begun to hate one another with a burning passion.
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- On-the-spot fines for f**kers who don't buy their round