‘OUT’ voters are flocking to see a Princess Diana plate that weeps real tears, it has emerged.
WITCHCRAFT has increased by around 700 per cent across Britain in the last 12 months.
A MAN has left his speaker by an open window in the hope that people will hear how awful his taste in music is and recommend something good.
A FAMILY from Bolton has gone on a blunt, plain-speaking and principled day out at a theme park.
DOGS are continuing to loudly resist the rights of other dogs to exist in the same street, park or garden as them.
A MIDLANDS town has launched an urgent charity campaign to help a 47-year-old man who has found himself without a shed.
A BRITISH patriot is worried that the five pound note featuring Winston Churchill is too obscure for its target audience.
A STUDENT having a post-wank piece of toast has realised his existence could not be less like clothes company Jack Wills’ depiction of university life.