COMPETENT builders have left their middle-class employers unable to complain extensively to friends.
PEOPLE who don’t have children know more about raising them than those who do, it has been confirmed.
AN internet user who spends most of his time praising free-market capitalism is entirely dependent on his mum.
RACISM is different to other things that are not racism, it has been claimed.
A FAMILY that lost money on something has overdone the 'fake sad faces' in a group photograph.
HACKERS are wondering how they can profit from stealing millions of passwords to free email accounts and entertainment websites.
A SUPERMARKET advert has been banned for suggesting children like beef burgers more than lettuce.
SCIENTISTS have confirmed that your circle of dickheads is biggest in your late twenties.