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A FRIEND from London has asked you to let her know by this afternoon if you are free for a drink in April.
TWO hot, incredibly annoying posh girls have unveiled the latest bullshit fad diet.
A MAN on Facebook has decided to not wish happy birthday to someone he only kind of knows.
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