PEOPLE who committed crimes while hungry are to be released from prison, it has emerged.
BLOGGERS have claimed that a tree involved in a bus crash was deliberately planted by the government.
LEADING a dull suburban life with a mortgage and two children is now a phenomenal achievement, everyone has agreed.
MILLIONS of self-absorbed UK residents are concerned that their photos may not be included in a police database.
A FAMILY has decided that if their dog ever needed veterinary treatment costing over £1000 they would not bother.
HOUSEHOLDS across the country are observing the annual Finishing Of The Celebrations Tub ceremony.
A CAT has clawed its way out of a shallow grave and returned home to terrify its delighted owner.
A NEW crowdfunding website has been launched to help people who want free money for drugs.