THE ‘moral values’ of most people in Britain are based on classic films from the 1970s and 80s, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN was a blood-soaked hellhole yesterday as the nation fought to the death over Creme Eggs.
SWEARING education for six-year-olds is to become mandatory.
TESCO has warned the people of the UK that they will pay with their lives for abandoning it.
THE Archbishop of Canterbury has given thanks to Jesus, who gave his life so that we could have not just a Monday off work but a Friday too.
MILLIONS of men are about to pretend a shaving accident caused them to remove their beard.
HIPPY parents will be giving their children drab, joyless dairy-free Easter eggs again this year, it has been confirmed.
BRITONS are currently either away or brimming with resentment, it has emerged.