MODERN fathers are just as capable as mothers at getting tediously over-emotional about their babies, they have announced.
UMBRELLA users have announced that everyone else must get out of their way.
A NORTHERNER is convinced that everyone from Southern England is upper class.
BRITAIN’S getting-up time has been altered to prevent the workforce from becoming too happy.
A MOTHER has had her email account hacked for the 14th time this month.
THE only person in Britain who still does Lent is in the midst of a savage chocolate frenzy.
EASTER takes place a week before the end of March because Jesus was crucified very early this year 1,986 years ago.
SPECIAL schools without pupils are being set up for troublemaker parents who just want to shout at teachers, the government has announced.