A SMARTPHONE’S autocorrect function can detect when its user is still drunk from the night before, it has emerged.
INSPIRATIONAL teachers have no place in Brexit Britain and will be scrapped, the government has confirmed.
A MAN has once again put the big light on despite knowing full well that his girlfriend prefers the lamps.
A MAN who recently took up meditation has gained spiritual insights that anyone could have thought of, it has emerged.
A COUPLE have welcomed their third child, who is clearly an accident although they are playing that down.
THE ‘killer clown’ craze is either the result of complicated sociological factors or just twats arsing about, it has been claimed.
A MAN was forced to quickly shut his living room door after accidentally discovering his flatmate painting Warhammer figurines in the middle of the afternoon.
A CLAMPDOWN on internet trolls is forcing them to do their trolling in the real world, they have revealed.