POLICE forces across the UK are targeting shopkeepers who illegally separate fizzy drink cans from larger groupings.
A WORD for a photograph of yourself by yourself is the ‘Word of the Year’ for a society that no longer cares about words.
SEX with people older than 61 is to be made illegal in the UK.
MATURE skateboarders have been urged to stop pretending a plank on wheels can get them from A to B.
31-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has discovered he enjoys women's buttocks from a feminist perspective.
BRITAIN has welcomed Alastair Campbell’s apology for destroying journalism.
THE media has expressed grief at the death of the last Briton capable of being shocked by newspaper articles and TV programmes.
A NEW book showcases the side-splitting exam mistakes that have ended the hopes and dreams of children.