BRITAIN’S rock climbers had a satisfying weekend of fear and physical discomfort, they have announced.
A VEGAN casually mentions her dietary preferences in roughly 50 per cent of the things she says, it has emerged.
A FATHER of two has sent shock waves through his family by showing a complex emotion.
PEOPLE who express themselves in plain, simple terms are invariably wrong, it has emerged.
BRITONS have confirmed that four days of work per week is the most they can be expected to cope with.
LONDON commuters delayed for hours by a fire on the tracks at Vauxhall are thrilled that there is a genuine reason for once.
A SUNSHINE-INSPIRED attempt to do a social activity not involving the pub immediately died on its arse, it has emerged.
LEADING hipsters have met in a craft ale pub to discuss whether gammon should be the next food trend.