THE election of Donald Trump was inevitable and obvious, according to some smug, smart-arsed twat.
THERE is no ‘glass ceiling’ for utter cocks any more, it has been confirmed.
PEOPLE are hoping for a clear sign that they are in a dream such as being able to fly or copping off with a celebrity, they have revealed.
THE US election has been put into perspective by Britons reeling from a life-changing alteration to Toblerone bars.
EVERYTHING is now gentrification, including attempts to stop gentrification.
A 54-YEAR-OLD man has been in a bit of a mood for the past 12 years, his family has noticed.
A MAN without a trendy oak panelling front door is a dangerous non-conformist, neighbours believe.
BRITAIN’S enthusiasm for firework displays is really about avoiding extortionate heating bills, it has been confirmed.