THE term ‘socialising’ actually means drinking heavily, it has emerged.
WELL-GROOMED young women who do not take drugs are pretending to be excited about attending Glastonbury Festival.
FATHER-OF-TWO Tom Booker has decided his children will not inherit his personal fortune of two Billy bookcases, some DVDs and a broken cross-trainer.
A HIGH-SPEED train service will halve the time it takes to commute between Leeds and Manchester for a fight.
A VEHICLE more than 14 years old passed several newer and more powerful cars on the M4 yesterday.
A HOMELESS man drinking high-strength lager in a park is going to enjoy today more than you.
MEN are considering whether to start having emotions about things that are not sport.
MEN are increasingly worried that their barbecue is smaller than average, it has emerged.