Society

Office has strange definition of ‘work hard, play hard’

A GROUP of colleagues who claim to work hard and play hard do not appear to do either, it has emerged.

Holiday in UK leaves family with treasured memories of arcade

A FAMILY that went on holiday in Britain spent the whole time in an arcade, they have confirmed.

Elderly man and middle-aged son park in parent and child space

A 75-YEAR-OLD father and his middle-aged son took one of the parent and child spaces in a Tesco car park, it has emerged.

Man trying to sound unimpressed as female friend lists husband’s affairs

A MAN has struggled to keep admiration out of his voice after a friend shared details of her partner’s serial adultery.

Manager has great weekend making idiotic work requests

A MANAGER spent a satisfying bank holiday weekend contacting staff about ‘important’ work issues, he has revealed.

Public marriage proposal wins woman’s heart with intimidation

A COUPLE are getting married after a man placed the woman he loves in an incredibly stressful situation without warning her.

Woman using her wedding photo on Tinder 'probably not ready to be dating yet'

A WOMAN has put one of her wedding photos on her Tinder profile, fuelling speculation that she is not yet fully over her ex.

Parents of GCSE failure delighted at reward savings

THE parents of a 16-year-old who failed his GCSEs are overjoyed with the reward money they have saved.