A NEW book showcases the side-splitting exam mistakes that have ended the hopes and dreams of children.
WOMEN have confirmed that nothing gets them hotter than men vigorously criticising the music they listen to.
MALE fashion mannequins are to be more realistic, including at least one hand rammed permanently down the front of their trousers.
BRITAIN is today mourning one of the tiny handful of people in the country who had genuine knowledge and insight about an actual thing.
BRITAIN is one of the best places in the world, according to a sarcastic thinktank.
THE purchase of a wood burning stove means that a middle class man's life is no longer superficial.
PARENTS have been warned about audiophiles, who are increasingly targeting young people for dull chats about hi-fi.
SOCIALLY isolated Tom Logan is celebrating being able to make a 'vege-wife' without being labelled insane.