ONLINE pornography must have detailed historical settings, according to new government guidelines.
FUN for adults is a myth, it has emerged.
BRITONS are increasingly getting sexual gratification from complaining about train travel.
THE headteacher of a free school has denied it over-emphasises superpowers.
BRITONS must today face either the deadly weather or poisonous spiders.
EACH household in Britain will be given a thing to be absolutely terrified about.
BRITAIN'S retired people are producing overwhelming amounts of poor quality artwork, experts have warned.
THE majority of people just repeat popular words and phrases without knowing what they mean.