Anti-materialism rant written on brand new iPhone

A FACEBOOK user has written a passionate rant against the evils of materialism on his brand new iPhone 7.

Men with extremely loud motorbikes twats in other ways too

MEN who like to rev ear-splitting motorcycles at night are arseholes in other ways as well, research has found.

I choose not to identify as a pet

SPEAKING as a cat, I find the term 'pet' highly problematic.

Scottish teenagers get their weird, creepy exam results

SCOTTISH teenagers are receiving the results of their bizarre and unnatural 'Higher' exams.  

Man given medal for not fancying thin women

A MAN has received a special medal for not being especially attracted to thin women.

Middle class woman trying to condemn Wetherspoons without using word 'common'

A GUARDIAN reader is trying to condemn Wetherspoon pubs without saying they are common.

Facebook thread just people proving how clever they are

A MAN'S Facebook post has led to people desperately trying to prove how clever they are.

Cat watching from window knows your deepest, darkest secrets

THE cat that sits in the window of the house opposite to you all day is peering disapprovingly into the murkiest, most sordid recesses of your soul, it has emerged.