THE story that went round last week about David Cameron has completely disappeared from the public mind, it has emerged.
THE child of a smoker is thrilled with his sturdy new walking boots and 'military-style' compass.
A NORTHERN man has left a trail of terror across London by attempting to interact socially with everyone he meets.
FREE plastic bags have issued a message of solidarity and respect before going home to deep space.
SO-CALLED ‘road rage’ may simply be the result of being a bad-tempered bastard in any given situation.
ANGRY protesters have laid siege to a 'cereal cafe' in East London because it is quite annoying.
A SUDDEN heavy downpour left a man with no choice but to eat raw fish for lunch.
A MOTHER has set a new British record for totally losing her shit on the morning school run.