A WOMAN has unveiled her new middle class status by eating crisps from a bowl.
A FATHER-OF-TWO has told his children that instead of a novelty tie or beer mug he would prefer the cash equivalent this Father’s Day.
A REGULAR commuter to central London has outraged her partner by planning to return to the city tomorrow for leisure purposes.
A WOMAN has expressed dismay after the news that she is having her fourth baby only got 36 ‘likes' on Facebook.
MUM Mary Fisher never admits to being out of the house on social media in case she gets burgled.
A MAN uses the meaningless word ‘bosh’ after doing even the simplest thing, it has emerged.
FEMALE body hair is a massive turn-off for virgins, shallow narcissists and picky twats, it has emerged.
A MOTHER has finally got around to finishing reading her now grown-up daughter’s teenage diaries.
- Mobile library playing ice-cream van music just to f**k kids up
- Woman angry with boyfriend about what he did in her dream
- Man finally old enough to go for pint by himself
- Britons demand to live in medieval village surrounded by a wall
- Couple saving to take parents out and ask them for a mortgage deposit