DOGS are continuing to loudly resist the rights of other dogs to exist in the same street, park or garden as them.
A MIDLANDS town has launched an urgent charity campaign to help a 47-year-old man who has found himself without a shed.
A BRITISH patriot is worried that the five pound note featuring Winston Churchill is too obscure for its target audience.
A STUDENT having a post-wank piece of toast has realised his existence could not be less like clothes company Jack Wills’ depiction of university life.
THE parents of a 45-year-old vegetarian woman are confident that she will soon start eating meat again.
‘CHEESE rolling’ participants in Gloucestershire are furious after discovering that cheese can simply be purchased from a shop.
A STAIR gate has proved to be a successful barrier to a baby, a pet dog and a grandmother.
A WOMAN has been ejected from a bar for not caring about the 400 different brands of gin on offer.