A MAN who tried to help someone has been comprehensively mocked and criticised for it.
A 32-YEAR-OLD woman has coloured in a book of pictures, then had a moment of clarity and burned it.
THE world’s wealthiest one per cent also have most of the dark, messed-up secrets, it has emerged.
A COUPLE are baffled as to why their three-year-old child did not enjoy a trip to the pub.
APPROXIMATELY 500,000 six-year-olds are being taught in a single class by a harassed and distracted teacher.
EVERYONE in Britain is standing so close to the radiator that it hurts.
A WOMAN has caused fear and panic in her workplace after answering the question “How are you?” with the truth.
DAVID Cameron has revealed that residents of demolished council estates will be re-housed in a vast network of underground tunnels.
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- Supermarket queue desperately awaiting dividers
- Canadian colleague has patronising anecdotes about how cold it gets back home
- Jamie Oliver food box contains instructions on cooking, obeying authority and voting Tory
- Cornish person genuinely thinks it is some sort of a country