PUBGOERS were plunged into despair after realising a band was preparing to perform.
A MIDDLE-AGED man has found himself standing in the centre of his life struggling to remember what he came in for.
A BABY has been trying to remove itself from Facebook, it has emerged.
CONCERNS are growing after a divorced couple have been left alone together for the first time in over a decade.
A STEAMY texting session has been ruined by a man’s familiarity with the subjunctive.
THE train is your house on rails where you can do whatever you like, according to many passengers.
A CYCLIST who failed to ride right through a red light has been left wondering if he is any kind of a man.
A WOMAN has looked at her smartphone 63 times in a day without finding the cure for her inner emptiness.
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- Cocktail barman overly concerned about customers making right choice
- Dad imagines detailed scenario where Daisy Lowe goes on date with him
- Woman reaches end of week without giving a f**k about Brangelina or Bake Off
- Man passionate about saying he’s a socialist