DAVID Cameron has provoked fury after admitting he prefers chatting to people who are even vaguely like him.
A SHAKE-UP of GCSE grades will give the appearance of children learning things.
NETWORK Rail has begun production of Hitler clones that will make trains run on time.
THE majority of men are either meatheads or vain self-absorbed idiots, it has emerged.
AGE restrictions on pornography websites work because teenage boys are never deceitful, it has been claimed.
MUMS have been reminded that things will be straight back to normal after Sunday.
DULL people are over the moon about the new 'super ISA' savings scheme.
A MANGO smoothie has admitted having warped desires, via a block of text on its packaging.