Society
Mail will 'defend to death' the right to publish photos of Ben Affleck's daughter
THE Daily Mail today pledged it would die before surrendering the right to publish photos of Seraphina Affleck.
Connoisseurs of super strength lager angered by alcohol decision
APPRECIATORS of super strength lager's complex flavours feel they are being victimised by the government.
Britain in free-press bullshit extravaganza
BRITAIN is today enjoying a world class exchange of self-righteous bullshit.
Rival nans prepare for Christmas face-off
ELDERLY women across Britain are preparing to assert 'alpha nan' status over the family's other grandmother.
UKIP members may write to newspaper
THERE is a growing possibility that UKIP members may write to the newspapers about all this.
Smoking makes smokers more like non-smokers
SMOKING rots the brain until you start thinking like a non-smoker, it has been confirmed.
Alcohol price rise would reduce everyone's food intake
A MINIMUM alcohol price would make Britons cut back on less essential items like food, it has been claimed.