PEOPLE who pretend to be nice are worse than those who are openly unpleasant, it has emerged.
CATHOLIC nuns have pledged to teach Tristram Hunt that he is a dirty boy who makes Jesus angry.
AN ONLINE personality test has proved 100 per cent accurate in predicting the woman completing it is self-obsessed and bored with her job.
TIPS on how to be a female jihadi will soon appear in the pages of Cosmopolitan, the magazine has confirmed.
MILLIONS of people are registering to vote so they can scrawl obscenities across their worthless ballot paper.
CHILDREN are more familiar with Fosters lager than McVities biscuits because they prefer beer to Hobnobs.
THE love lock craze has seen thousands of couples pledging their devotion is as unbreakable as a padlock from Poundstretcher.
LONDONERS who move to the provinces will never fit in because their souls are tainted by the city’s evil aura.