A WOMAN in the office is exactly as attractive without her glasses, according to disappointed onlookers.
A MAN in a cafe has plugged in his computer and various items of kitchen equipment, it has emerged.
WOMEN across the world experienced a 50-minute gap in online abuse last night after Twitter was hit by technical problems.
A SNIFFER dog has demanded new powers to seize sausages, biscuits and other snack foods.
THE offshore tax avoidance scandal has reminded a man that earning enough money to pay tax would be quite nice.
A MAN is point-blank lying about being 'London based’.
RAIL commuters cannot see why they should let other people off the train first, they have confirmed.
MARY Fisher has taken to Facebook to let everyone know that she is just really blah blah blah right now.