YOUTUBE clips of kids doing adorable things are being produced on an industrial scale.
METROPOLITAN police plan to use lager cannons on dangerously sober rioters.
MILLIONS of Britons who dreamed of a coastal cottage would now prefer something several hundred miles inland.
THE twisted troglodytes who inhabit London have been forced to expose themselves to daylight.
Official guidelines for safely handling encounters with white BMWs, Mercedes and Audis have been published by the Department of Transport.
IT is not possible to be cool and a parent, experts have warned.
THE Lloyds horse has stepped down after losing confidence in the bank.
A PROVINCIAL businessman acting school is grooming the next generation of training video and local cinema advert stars.