AN arts twat claims to have curated a cup of tea by adding milk and sugar.
TWO close female friends claim to look almost identical despite this obviously not being the case.
COMPANIES are using psychometric tests to distinguish between liars and people who are too stupid to lie.
38-YEAR-OLD Tom Booker has decided at keep his rave ‘tape packs’ despite being an adult with responsibilities.
ALL Londoners are taking part in paid medical trials so that they can afford to continue living there, it has been confirmed.
RICHARD Dawkins has ditched his atheism campaign in favour of restoring Norton motorbikes.
A WOMAN has given birth to a baby obsessed with social media engagement and brand awareness.
ANYONE considering getting a car now has to pay the DVLA from the moment it crosses their mind.