A MAN who says he has a Facebook account but doesn't really use it is lying out of his arse.
A LOVING couple have reached the point in their relationship that they can tell each other to ‘f**k off' without causing any offence.
A MAN took charge of a pub’s wood-burning stove despite not working there or being a regular, it has emerged.
THE owner of a folding bicycle has narrowly survived after attempting to overtake a cyclist with normal-sized wheels.
PUBS are surrounded by hordes of desperate, angry Dry January participants.
SOME twat in Tesco wants to tell you what you are doing wrong with your baby.
A MAN is facing an impossible dilemma between getting drunk in the pub or getting drunk at home.
A STATUE of Cecil Rhodes at Oxford University has come to life and gone on a racist rampage through the town.