'Yuppie' no longer a word because everyone like that now

THE term 'yuppie' is not used any more because everyone behaves like that these days, it has been claimed.

Sex tapes suprisingly hard to make

MAKING your own sex tape is fraught with technical difficulties, it has been claimed.

Britons urged to learn foreign

A NEW campaign is urging Britons to improve their grasp of foreign.

Love Hearts legally binding

THE High Court has ruled that any exchange of Love Hearts sweets constitutes a legal contract.

Everything 'Orwellian', say idiots

THE misuse of the adjective ‘Orwellian’ is reaching ludicrous proportions, experts have warned.

Humans getting older without growing up

REACHING physical maturity is no longer the same as growing up, it has emerged.

Scooter kids seize control of pavements

SCOOTER-RIDING youngsters have made pavements no-go areas for pedestrians, it has emerged.

Life is a competition, confirms God

HUMAN existence is all about being better than everyone else, according to God.