JEREMY Clarkson has explained that his persona comes from being teased at school about his grapefruit-shaped penis.
ALL consumer goods are to come with a contract for a shitty 'flexible hours' job
A MAN who indiscriminately clicks the ‘recommend’ button on internet comments has been honoured for helping to keep the internet going.
THE ban on musical instruments in prison does not include cool synths, it has been confirmed.
KITTENS are at a point of maximum cuteness beyond which they will no longer be a mental balm, experts have warned.
THE world's most esteemed eating places are almost entirely populated by dicks.
AN elderly grower of prize-winning giant vegetables has admitted wanting to see smaller vegetables destroyed.
A LONDON cafe has been accused of having chicken kievs with chips on its specials board since Sunday.
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