THE UK economy could collapse by the end of the day, after a man resigned for making a mistake.
SEASONAL television adverts create a false impression that Christmas is enjoyable, it has been claimed.
RESEARCHERS studying the habits of ginger-haired Scots have accepted their work is a suicide mission.
MILLIONS of Britons are prepared to mark the passing of would-be space traveller Guy Fawkes, who strapped himself to a rocket in 1605.
THE arrival of porridge has signalled that everything in the UK will be dreadful for months.
THOUSANDS of costumed children and their parents are under the mistaken impression that England is America, it has emerged.
WORKING in an office will be the most fear-inducing thing about this Halloween, according to millions of Britons.