A SHIT flat in London now costs £500,000 thanks to widespread delusion about whether a property is really depressing.
A TOURISM body has produced a list of Britain’s best destinations for aggressive, anti-social behaviour.
ALMOST everyone that anyone has been to school with is a bigot, according to new research.
ENGLAND has told the English Defence League that they can stop trying to defend it now.
KICKING someone in the bollocks is not always the same as kicking them in the bollocks, experts have claimed.
SOME of the things that appear on Twitter have to be vaguely accurate, the High Court has ruled.