A MAN’S simple-minded ignorance has left him convinced that everything from teaching to programming a computer is easy.
A 46-YEAR-OLD woman who claims people regularly mistake her for her 22-year-old daughter is clearly lying.
THE government is hoping to finish you off early by raising the state pension age, it has been claimed.
BUBBLE tea containing mysterious ‘chewy pearls’ is the actual product of Lucifer’s evil loins, it has been confirmed.
MOST parents would not notice if their kids were swapped for some other kids, it has emerged.
BEING imprisoned and heavily fined is better than going on a stag weekend, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE become happiest aged 70 when other people's opinions cease to matter, it has emerged.
A FAMILY has gone feral after learning that Wetherspoon pubs will no longer serve roast dinners.