CHARITIES have been told to start being likeable again.
BRITAIN'S beach donkeys are increasingly addicted to heroin, it has emerged.
A 24-HOUR Twitter boycott has highlighted the twin social evils of misogyny and narcissism.
ALL of Britain's best stuff is in storage, according to a new survey.
ABOVE-THEMSELVES cafes are refusing to offer a fry up, even though they have all the ingredients on their pretentious menu.