APPROXIMATELY 500,000 six-year-olds are being taught in a single class by a harassed and distracted teacher.
EVERYONE in Britain is standing so close to the radiator that it hurts.
A WOMAN has caused fear and panic in her workplace after answering the question “How are you?” with the truth.
DAVID Cameron has revealed that residents of demolished council estates will be re-housed in a vast network of underground tunnels.
A HUG became creepy after going on too long with an element of hair-touching, it has emerged.
A SUPERMARKET queue is becoming unbearably tense due to a shortage of dividers.
A CANADIAN co-worker has been sharing annoying stories about how much colder it is in his home country.
A NEW meal delivery service from Jamie Oliver also includes instructions on how to live a good, conformist life.