BRITAIN'S womanisers have begun targeting Grand Theft Auto V widows.
MOST Britons are good-natured morons rather than unpleasant bigots, research has revealed.
BRITAIN'S student houses are medieval-style barter economies where skills such as tea making, washing up and joint rolling are exchanged.
CONSUMERS have demanded that shops immediately start selling Christmas stuff.
THE Bad Pet Awards have once again named dogs as the single worst thing anyone could possibly have.
BEFORE his death, Brian Sollitt, the inventor of the After Eight, forgave people who put the empty envelopes back in the box.
THE official school starting age should be raised from five to 17 because we may as well, experts have claimed.
MOST Britons are not part of the social class they have always claimed they are, research has revealed.