A TEENAGER has bought her 44-year-old aunt a CD of ‘wartime favourites’, it has emerged.
ABSOLUTELY no one is enjoying being in the pub today more than a local dog, it has emerged.
PEOPLE who sit in a ticketed seat on a busy train are rebellious heroes like Han Solo, it has been confirmed.
A MAN accidentally said 'she'd get it' while watching a television advert with his mother, it has been confirmed.
BRITISH Christmas trees have said they cannot face being in living rooms after such a hellish year.
A SPANISH waiter, newly arrived in the UK, has said the Richmond Park by-election result has given him a sense of hope and relief.
YOUR life is already in serious trouble if you have a National Lottery account regardless of whether it gets hacked, experts believe.
A CAFE has started playing Fairport Convention to encourage trendy young professionals to go away.