A FAMILY are spending a weekend camping in order to really appreciate their three bedroom house.
A COUPLE looking to purchase their first home are claiming that Coventry is an up-and-coming part of the metropolitan area.
MILLIONS of Britons treat their parents as if they were their friends, it has emerged.
PETS owned by hipsters have expressed anger at being given names that are either jokes or knowing cultural references.
THE man behind a ‘Straight Pride’ parade has conceded that any succession of floats, marching bands and costumed adults is going to look camp.
A WOMAN travelling in a train’s ‘quiet zone’ has declared the entire journey must be spent in a deathly, mausoleum-like silence.
ADULTERY websites lead to hassle, paranoia and sex with sad middle aged people who keep bursting into tears.
UNBEARABLY smug seaside twat haven Brighton is to ban ordinary people.