CREATING an aspirational street food brand is one of a series of new scouting badges, it has been confirmed.
BRITONS who prefer weekends without expensive social obligations have opposed gay and straight marriage.
A MAN who looks like he travelled here in a brass time machine actually works in marketing, it has been confirmed.
INFANTS cry at night because they're little bastards, according to new research.
ANYONE who owns a pet snake is secretly begging for someone to stop them, psychologists have agreed.
HOME improvement enthusiasts are not doing anything that worthwhile, it has been claimed.
WATCHING television drama is more mind-expanding than reading contemporary fiction, it has been claimed.
SHOPS specialising in frozen yoghurt must be a cover for some form of criminal activity, it has been claimed.