EVERYONE who plans to go out is secretly hoping that their friends all drop out, it has been revealed.
A MAN who asks people to correct him if he was wrong does not in fact wish to be corrected, it has emerged.
THERE are currently only three left-wing Londoners, it has been confirmed.
A SPAM email from a credit card company has made a bold and courageous promise to fix a man’s credit rating.
TRENDY people who want to copy Donald Trump’s hair in an ironic way are finding it impossible, it has emerged.
A WOMAN who claims to have a divisive personality unites everyone who meets her in hatred, it has emerged.
A TWO-YEAR-OLD boy is still not aware that his parents have ruined his life by calling him Roderick.
BECOMING a homeowner is just awful, according to the worst two people you know.
- Office full of weird cliques no one would ever want to join
- Woman who has totally run out of career options to become a life coach
- Man realises all his older relatives are fascists
- Dinner party guests competing over who has the most working class roots
- Pathetic block of cheddar demolished in single sitting