MOST Britons are not part of the social class they have always claimed they are, research has revealed.
POPE Francis has allowed atheists to use their brains independently of God.
ANGELS exist but can only help narcissists with trivial nonsense.
TEACHERS are to strike because children are unbearably horrible.
CAKE is not as good as everyone says it is.
CHILDREN without a primary school place are being sent to live on an island without adult supervision.