AN acoustic guitar in the corner of a living room has never been played and is irrevocably out of tune, it has been revealed.
PEOPLE trying yoga for the first time have discovered its unique combination of tedium and extreme physical discomfort.
PEOPLE are continuing to place too much emphasis on stupid opinion about things that are not important.
FATHERS across Britain are looking forward to Sunday when a year of parenting finally pays dividends.
A RE-OPENED theme park is promising visitors a wondrous and deeply unsettling experience.
MORE than two-thirds of Britons have admitted they would quietly condone militant Islamism if it bought the house next door.
MEN are hoping to walk the streets this summer wearing nothing but their underpants.
AN EXCLUSIVE City development of £1m apartments has been scandalised by the revelation that someone lives there.