BRITAIN’S girlfriends have confirmed that nothing is wrong, but in a slightly offhand way which suggests that this may not be the case.
A MAN who is holding a barbecue on Saturday is going ahead with it no matter what, he has confirmed.
A SAD hipster is desperate to know when he can go back to being normal.
A SURVEY to find the world’s friendliest city has been told in no uncertain terms that it is London, unless the researchers have a problem with that.
A STUDENT is celebrating getting the first ‘A with a shitload of stars’ grade at A Level.
A WOMAN is annoyed after sending all her friends a helpful link to erection pills and not getting any response.
PLANS to tackle childhood obesity have been scaled back because the money has been spent on winning Olympic cycling medals
A MAN has experienced weird stirrings of patriotism while watching the Olympics.