THE return of the Flying Scotsman has reminded Britain of a simpler time before the internet ruined everything.
A 26-YEAR-OLD man is nodding along to the music in a cafe so that others can see how he really gets it.
THE father of a two-year-old has admitted wiping away tears after realising his son is no longer oblivious to his foul language.
WEED lovers are trialling a system whereby one person in the group remains capable of communicating, they have announced.
A 29-YEAR-OLD woman who claims to be very honest and upfront with people is really just horrible, it has emerged.
A MAN has raised sponsorship money to basically go on holiday, it has emerged.
A 31-YEAR-OLD woman has been traumatised by the discovery that her husband is a bit of a twat.
A WOMAN has vowed that she will wear thin-soled canvas trainers through the depths of winter no matter what the cost.