Society

Government issues guidelines for encounters with white BMWs

Official guidelines for safely handling encounters with white BMWs, Mercedes and Audis have been published by the Department of Transport.

Being cool and being a parent not compatible

IT is not possible to be cool and a parent, experts have warned.

Lloyds horse quits

THE Lloyds horse has stepped down after losing confidence in the bank.

Regional businessman get their own acting school

A PROVINCIAL businessman acting school is grooming the next generation of training video and local cinema advert stars.  

Speed cameras 'better than tax'

THE government is being encouraged to use speed cameras as a revenue stream, because that would be better than paying tax.

Gyms return to serene emptiness

BRITAIN'S gyms have again become places of calm and spirituality, undisturbed by the general public.

Maplin is where men meet for sex

ELECTRICAL goods specialist Maplin is a front for cottaging, it has emerged.

Outdoors not as good as indoors

AVOID ever going outside, experts have warned.