A RACIST nan who is fuelled entirely by hate has began her slow and unsteady journey to the polling station.
A BEAUTIFUL woman is to continue being annoying because everyone will still be nice to her.
A WOMAN who claims she didn’t even notice when she skipped a meal has made sure to tell everyone about it.
NOBODY wants something posted on their Facebook timeline that could have been put in a message, it has been confirmed.
A CAT owner believes her pet discriminates between different flavours of meat chunks.
A MAN has called in sick today so he can properly enjoy the mountain of roast lamb and vegetables in his fridge.
A MAN has tried to just play it cool after drinking from a can that had been used as an ashtray.
A WOMAN has unveiled her new middle class status by eating crisps from a bowl.