A NEW app for smartphones helps straight men and women identify gay people who are willing to be friends with them.
BRITONS have been told to stop using the words 'Royal' and 'baby', to avoid destroying them by overuse.
OFFICE worker Donna Sheridan was not joking when she discussed the royal baby’s star sign, according to her colleagues.
BRITONS have been advised to enjoy life in the final hours before a million-megaton blast of bullshit is unleashed.
DAILY Mail editor Paul Dacre will 'opt-in' to web porn so that he can remain up to speed with Britain's moral decay.
MEN who work out and buy facial products are more likely to be twats, it has emerged.
THE royal baby is ranked just below 'a packet of beef crisps' on a list of things people are anticipating.