MARKETING executives at a snack foods company have decided that today’s two-minute silence does not apply to them.
A MAN knows a great deal about coffee but nothing about anything else, it has emerged.
A LOCAL knobhead is annoying everyone where he lives by continuing to set off fireworks five days after Bonfire Night.
A REUSABLE shopping bag hanging on the back of a cupboard is a grim reminder of its owner’s inevitable death.
A FATHER-OF-THREE suddenly developed a blokey relationship with a sales assistant while buying a new TV, it has emerged.
MOTORISTS have called for new punishments for speeding that do not penalise them in any meaningful way.
A CHRISTMAS fixated office worker has processed her last invoice of the year to devote the remaining two months to 'festive preparations'.
PEOPLE across Britain have voiced their support for the dominant economic system, it has been confirmed.