THE Daily Mail has welcomed a poll which shows just how incredibly wrong British people are about levels of immigration.
BRITAIN’S middle class people are sick of having to stay in cold, draughty old cottages whenever they go on holiday.
THE UK's children have increased their price for not being little bastards during half-term.
UNEMPLOYED Wayne Hayes is under the impression that 12 emails a day is a lot.
BRITAIN is to dig a tunnel through the Pennines because it was unable to come up with anything else.
TRIPS to bowling alleys are always organised by men who want to show off, it has emerged.
A POLISH man is overwhelming a village in Cornwall, it has been claimed.
THE vanguard of Russell Brand’s revolution will be people who are out of their minds, it has been confirmed.