MINERS involved in the Battle of Orgreave are to be charged with not letting it go.
A MAN who used a hammock has described it as the least relaxing experience of his life.
MOST office toilet breaks are merely for the sake of variety, it has emerged.
LOVING working-class grandparents are to be reassigned to cold, ambitious middle-class families in dire need of them.
NOBODY is any the wiser as to why 11-year-old Wayne Hayes is a little shit after a parents’ evening at his school.
A MAN claiming to appreciate a wide range of music has been unable to name a specific act or album that he likes.
GANGS wearing the colours of Apple Music, Deezer, Spotify and Tidal are battling for supremacy on the streets.
E-CIGARETTES have been banned in Wales as part of a crackdown on things that compromise masculinity.