ASPIRATIONAL 40p-rate taxpayers can come to Pippa Middleton's wedding, George Osborne has announced.
THE government is being urged to quicken the pace at which it pisses away the HS2 budget.
27-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has no possessions except a few clothes and a state-of-the-art Apple laptop, it has emerged.
BRITAIN is finally safe from the perils of Tony Benn, the Sun has declared.
EVERY residential property and office in London is to become a work-residential timeshare.
HIGH earners are more likely to be good at shouting, it has emerged.
ANYONE who runs a large business or organisation is obviously incredible, experts have confirmed.
THE 'furry' subculture, whose members dress as animals to have sex, have demanded a celebrity advocate for their lifestyle.