A CHEF has claimed that when he has chips at home he eats them out of a tin mug, plant pot or miniature fry-basket.
A COUPLE’S garden is full of random objects including a stone frog playing a guitar and some sort of archway, it has emerged.
PEOPLE who moan are far less annoying than those who boast, it has been claimed.
A KNOW-IT-ALL who thought a ready meal would be so simple he wouldn't need instructions has had to fish the box out of the bin.
A MAN who will spend the entire summer mistaking the contemptuous stares of strangers for admiration has already got his diablo out, it has emerged.
A TODDLER threw a tantrum purely because he is a little bastard, it has emerged.
A MAN who wants to get back at everyone from school has surprised no-one by joining the police.
‘MILLENNIALS’ are the least fortunate generation in recent history apart from the ones who got conscripted, it has been claimed.