SKIVING desk workers can no longer recall how they got through the day before they had websites to look at.
SENIOR manager Tom Booker is going to shout at his team because he feels obliged to bollock them regularly.
PUNK was far less important than ex-punk Tom Logan likes to think, it has emerged.
THE sickening odour of rice cakes drifting across the country has prompted a nationwide search for a person on a diet.
THE world is on the cusp of peak exhaustion after hitting peaks in every possible field.
17-YEAR-OLD driver Tom Logan is demanding petrol money from friends that is disproportionate to his actual fuel costs.
ECONOMIST Thomas Piketty's Capital is on course to become the most unread book of the early 21st Century.
THE virtue of wisdom has ended its affiliation with beards.