A CHRISTMAS fixated office worker has processed her last invoice of the year to devote the remaining two months to 'festive preparations'.
PEOPLE across Britain have voiced their support for the dominant economic system, it has been confirmed.
A BOYFRIEND of two months has expressed fake wonder at how the leaves have changed colour.
PEOPLE should be in a state of lockdown inside their homes before children armed with fireworks start roaming the streets, officials have warned.
A GRANDFATHER has turned off his television as soon as a sex scene began.
SOUTHERN friends of a man from the North suspect he is lying about how gritty yet welcoming the region is, they have revealed.
RAIL delays this Christmas could prevent tiresome family members from coming to your house, it has emerged.
A TEENAGE pop fan is having her first experience of overreacting to something in order to get attention.