A GAY man has met a Christian who appears civilised and could even be described as nice.
A WOMAN who went to a dinner party with three annoying couples would definitely rather be getting hammered at home, she has confirmed.
AN OFFICE worker has confirmed plans to repeatedly tell workmates to take off their masks because it is no longer Halloween.
A MAN who bumped into an old university friend has discovered that he is now a total dickhead.
A MIDDLE class family is celebrating Halloween in a way that is respectful to witches and does not involve sweets.
A TEACHER unsure if he can manage an eighth straight night of drinking acknowledged that half-term gives him little choice.
A HOMELESS man who is usually upbeat seems a bit down today and no one’s quite sure why.
FANATICAL Brexit supporters are hard-pressed to think of any group in society they do not hate, they have admitted.