Internet hard man imagining unlikely scenarios to be hard in

A MAN spends a lot of time on the internet describing improbable situations he could resolve aggressively, it has emerged.

Homeopath and man who buys premium petrol in committed relationship

A COUPLE who disagree on most things have been united by their love of bullshit products.

Bristol declares crackdown on cannabis non-users

PEOPLE in Bristol who do not smoke cannabis face fines and possible imprisonment, it has emerged.

Man receives award for alcohol-free weekend

A 38 YEAR-old man has been hailed a hero after spending an entire weekend without alcohol.

Man uses mindfulness to accept he is a twat

A MAN has confirmed that mindfulness has helped him calmly acknowledge and accept his own twattishness.

Woman admits she's not on a voyage of personal discovery

A 33 YEAR-OLD woman has admitted she has not learned anything new about herself for at least seven years.

Britain rallying round buy-to-let landlords

BRITAIN has pledged to do all it can to help the country’s hard hit buy-to-let landlords.

Man who left Facebook never heard of again

A MAN who closed his Facebook account in August 2015 apparently no longer exists.