RACISTS feel it is now socially acceptable to just come straight out with it.
BRITAIN’S sleazy men have confirmed that they are just performing as their amusingly ribald alter egos.
A COMPLETE idiot holds an opinion that is correct entirely due to luck, it has emerged.
AN urban explorer has admitted being strangely fascinated by dull places such as store rooms, telephone exchanges and water pumping stations.
BRITAIN continues to lead the world in noodle rehydration, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN'S explosion enthusiasts have agreed to halt bombardment until New Year's Eve.
A PACKET of four-inch roofing nails is mysteriously selling to the public without having a Facebook page.
AN office worker has a nauseating, child-like phone voice that he uses when speaking to his girlfriend.