PEOPLE from Wolverhampton have reassured everyone that they are perfectly happy despite their accents.
A COUPLE believe that their rows are better than other people's arguments.
A MAN who got a B in GSCE Spanish has taken charge of ordering for his date in La Tasca.
MISOGYNISTS will be required to get consent before boring people with their predictable anti-women opinions, the government has announced.
A GARAGE is charging more than 800 times the true value of its mechanics’ time and expertise, it has emerged.
A PROMISING sexual encounter between a man and two women has turned into a logistical nightmare.
UK properties could soon be only way out of reach from first time buyers as opposed to a preposterous fantasy in the mind of a lunatic.
A SIX-YEAR-OLD boy is collecting Moshi Monsters or football stickers or some other thing no adult wants to know about.