PEOPLE who dress their infant children in designer clothes are unimaginably awful, it has been confirmed.
A DINNER party host has explained how a bland meal took a ridiculous amount of time to cook.
A MAN who tried to help someone has been comprehensively mocked and criticised for it.
A 32-YEAR-OLD woman has coloured in a book of pictures, then had a moment of clarity and burned it.
THE world’s wealthiest one per cent also have most of the dark, messed-up secrets, it has emerged.
A COUPLE are baffled as to why their three-year-old child did not enjoy a trip to the pub.
APPROXIMATELY 500,000 six-year-olds are being taught in a single class by a harassed and distracted teacher.
EVERYONE in Britain is standing so close to the radiator that it hurts.