BECOMING a homeowner is just awful, according to the worst two people you know.
AN office is full of cliques formed by people no one would ever want to hang out with, it has emerged.
A WOMAN has become a life coach after exhausting all other job options.
A MAN’S older relatives who seem quite nice all agree with Trump and have worryingly fascistic views, he has discovered.
A GROUP of middle class people sitting in a fancy house all genuinely think they are actually working class, it has emerged.
A BIG block of extra mature cheddar has proven itself weak and helpless in the face of one fearless man.
A CHILD spent so long fucking about putting on his shoes that his parents aged by seven years, it has emerged.
A BORED mum is under a month away from becoming pen pals with some guy on Death Row, it has emerged.