A DEADBEAT uncle mistakenly believes he is a cool uncle, it has emerged.
A ROW over school uniforms has delighted a wide range of idiots across the UK.
BRITONS do not need to go to a nightclub to take drugs, it has been confirmed.
A WOMAN has decided to stop trying to achieve anything after discovering she is older than Beyonce.
A MAN who keeps commenting on the darker evenings does not understand that everyone else is trying to ignore it.
A GROWN man has wowed onlookers by skateboarding down a high street and doing some sort of flip that didn’t come off.
TWO people in a relationship are convinced that they are the best couple.
A SCOTSMAN has sent a drunken text to his friend that may or may not be a passage from an Irvine Welsh novel.