'BREXITEER' is the most ridiculous English word yet created, experts have confirmed.
BRITONS have been inspired to just abandon what they were doing and f**k off.
COMMUTERS using Southern Rail will need an advanced degree in modern poetry to know when their train is due.
A 35-YEAR-OLD man is the laughing stock of his office after being seen eating supermarket own-brand Hula Hoops at his desk.
EVERY last poster, mug and T-shirt bearing the ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ slogan has been destroyed in frustrated rage, it has emerged.
A GUARDIAN reader is secretly enjoying being even more earnest than usual because of Brexit.
A MAN who claims he has been ignored by politicians is actually a lazy dipshit who just likes complaining, it has emerged.
THE UK has been reminded that it should never, ever trust anyone named Jeremy.