MEETING or exceeding work targets is now being recognised with a range of shiny stickers.
A FORMER school classmate is behaving as if you had a much closer relationship than was actually the case.
DRINKERS who vowed not to touch alcohol for one month have decided to delay the pledge for thirty days or so.
FANS of fashionable US-type food have been reminded that it is just meat with cheese on it.
THE legal obligation to display a valid tax disc has been shifted from cars to people.
PARENTS unable to afford school fees have been reduced to leaving public school prospectuses in highly visible areas of their homes.
ANYTHING described as ‘totally legal’ is always the wrong thing to do, it has emerged.
OFFICIALS will enforce 'pinch, punch, first of the month' tomorrow, it has been confirmed.