Society

Non-parents best at child rearing

PEOPLE who don’t have children know more about raising them than those who do, it has been confirmed.

Rabid free-marketeer subsidised by mum

AN internet user who spends most of his time praising free-market capitalism is entirely dependent on his mum.

Things other than racism 'are not racism'

RACISM is different to other things that are not racism, it has been claimed.

Sad ripped-off family overdoes it in photo

A FAMILY that lost money on something has overdone the 'fake sad faces' in a group photograph.

Hackers not sure what to do with stolen passwords

HACKERS are wondering how they can profit from stealing millions of passwords to free email accounts and entertainment websites.

Advert banned for implying children are normal

A SUPERMARKET advert has been banned for suggesting children like beef burgers more than lettuce.

People know the most dickheads aged 29

SCIENTISTS have confirmed that your circle of dickheads is biggest in your late twenties.

Even shit jobs depend on cronyism

JOBSEEKERS need family connections just to get work sweeping up fish entrails, it has emerged.