PRIMARY schoolchildren are to be educated in ending relationships by text, email, and Skype.
NON-RESIDENTS of Notting Hill are looking forward to this year’s chance to destroy the affluent London borough with impunity.
THE middle class shoppers who switched to budget supermarkets have wondered if they can switch back soon.
A 25-YEAR-OLD woman’s punk-influenced hair has been verbally abusing her family.
UNMARRIED people are to be forced into strangers' family homes as long-lost aunts or uncles, the government has announced.
RAIL fares will increase by inflation times two, plus the pathetic little pay rise you are probably not going to get anyway.
A RECORD number of students are to study subjects they just found out existed.
HUNDREDS of Britons have made the traditional summer trip to Saudi Arabia to show off their average cars.