BRITAIN’S relatives are preparing a range of strange and annoying behaviours for their Christmas visits, they have revealed.
A WOMAN hopes her Facebook post about how populism is bad gets loads of likes.
A MAN has managed to share so little of himself that all relatives know is that he likes chutney.
A MORON has hailed 2016 as the year in which everything looked rosy for the future and things went just great overall.
PEOPLE whose Christmas break has already begun are having a massive orgy today while you are at work.
A WOMAN would really like to drink something that has not been heated up and had loads of spices and other shit put in it.
A MAN has insisted the ankle he sprained last month be listed alongside Prince’s death, Brexit and Trump when discussing the awfulness of 2016.
A NEW gospel suggests that Jesus’s birth was visited by a fourth wise man who gave him a Lynx Africa gift set.