CRIMINALS do not need to be caught because their bad karma will catch up with them, according to the police.
A WOMAN has found herself torn over whether to pinpoint the specific slice of cake that she would like.
A SWINDON man has celebrated the end of his twenties by accepting that none of his childhood ambitions will ever come to pass.
HOUSES are now worth so much they do not want people living in them and lowering their tone, they have announced.
A LINCOLN man has visited London to see the locations where all his favourite news bulletins are shot.
A 46-YEAR-OLD man is still plagued by a rumour from his school days that he French-kissed a rabbit.
TWITTER and Facebook users are hunting for a man who failed to turn a lost toy into a viral internet phenomenon.
SNIFFER dogs drafted in to tackle the Channel Tunnel migrant chaos are worried they are being ‘stitched up’ by David Cameron.