Society

Couple leaving 'honeymoon phase' realise they have no friends left

A NEW couple just leaving the 'honeymoon phase' of their relationship are realising that they have no friends left.

Man puts massive donation on JustGiving page so everyone knows he's loaded

A MAN doesn't give a shit about his friend's sponsored swim but just wants everyone to know he's got loads of cash, he has confirmed.

Parks haunted by mirage of pretty girls playing good-natured game of rounders

BRITAIN’S parks have once again been visited by mythical laughing girls inviting men to join them for a light-hearted rounders match.

Both members of couple think they are the hot one

A MAN and a woman both consider themselves the good-looking one in their relationship.

Tesco removes 'best before' dates from stuff that was never any good

TESCO has announced it will stop giving false hope to shoppers with ‘best before’ dates on food that is honestly appalling whenever.

All modern friendships based on liking same telly programme

MODERN friendships are based on overlapping tastes in TV, experts have confirmed.

I've had enough of identity politics, says man obsessed with Britishness

A MAN who ridicules identity politics is also really worried about his British identity being erased, it has been emerged.

Unimaginative 8-year-old's favourite dinosaur is a T Rex

A QUITE frankly unimaginative boy has loudly declared that his favourite dinosaur is a Tyrannosaurus Rex.