MUMS have renewed their pledge to keep phoning with news about people you didn’t really know at school.
PEOPLE who are upbeat in the morning have extremely low intelligence, it has been confirmed.
ADULTS are violently arguing in an office this morning because of the public’s decision to give a boat a stupid name.
A WOMAN in the office is exactly as attractive without her glasses, according to disappointed onlookers.
A MAN in a cafe has plugged in his computer and various items of kitchen equipment, it has emerged.
WOMEN across the world experienced a 50-minute gap in online abuse last night after Twitter was hit by technical problems.
A SNIFFER dog has demanded new powers to seize sausages, biscuits and other snack foods.
THE offshore tax avoidance scandal has reminded a man that earning enough money to pay tax would be quite nice.