A MAN has a strange desire to downplay homelessness whenever it is mentioned, it has emerged.
COLLEAGUES in a WhatsApp group have begun to hate one another with a burning passion.
A MAN with very little experience of relationships is really having to wing it as he helps a friend through a painful break-up.
PEOPLE over 30 can still remember when Facebook was not something you constantly want to escape because it is shit.
A MAN who does not indicate at roundabouts thinks he is a carefree pirate of the road rather than a cretin, it has been confirmed.
A WOMAN has admitted to cheating on her husband with a video of Tom Hardy reading the Bedtime Story on CBeebies.
SNEAKY fuckers who do not get their round in face an £80 on-the-spot fine, it has been confirmed.
A WOMAN’S friends have all faked amazement at her engagement ring despite having no idea whether it is impressive.