Society
Crack Day ‘less chilled’ than Weed Day
NATIONAL Crack Day was a less relaxing experience than National Weed Day, it has been claimed.
Cameraphone footage shows pleasant chat on tube
AN unidentified woman has been filmed amiably conversing with a stranger on London public transport.
Broken dreamcatcher floods Swindon with unresolved anxieties
AN overloaded dreamcatcher has released a torrent of nagging anxieties and unsettling erotic scenarios.
Hot tub owners pretending it's not a nasty sex pond
MOST hot tub owners are putting up a thin veneer of respectability.
UK 'already has drug consumption cubicles'
BRITAIN doesn't need any more drug consumption rooms, it has been claimed.
Boss acting like you're Oliver Twist
ANY requests for a pay rise this year will be met with a stern look and possibly being hit with a ladle.
England to be entirely covered in decking by 2015
RELAXED planning laws mean that the entire surface area of the UK will become decking, it has been claimed.