BRITAIN’S getting-up time has been altered to prevent the workforce from becoming too happy.
A MOTHER has had her email account hacked for the 14th time this month.
THE only person in Britain who still does Lent is in the midst of a savage chocolate frenzy.
EASTER takes place a week before the end of March because Jesus was crucified very early this year 1,986 years ago.
SPECIAL schools without pupils are being set up for troublemaker parents who just want to shout at teachers, the government has announced.
A COUPLE are inexplicably still on bad terms despite having just had a massive row.
EVERYONE has been urged to just stop and think about what they are going to say.
A WOMAN has been sacked for failing to embrace coffee culture.