Man experiences strange patriotic feeling

A MAN has experienced weird stirrings of patriotism while watching the Olympics.

Friend always there with shit advice

A WOMAN is always available to listen to her friends’ problems and give them spectacularly shit advice.

Retired couple go on coach journey for fun

A RETIRED couple spent three days on a coach because that is their twisted idea of fun.

Man’s ‘Only God can judge me’ tattoo proved wrong by magistrates' court judge

A TATTOO claiming ‘Only God Can Judge Me’, has been proved wrong by a county court judge.

Friend with spare gig ticket wants full price for it

A WOMAN with a spare gig ticket has offered it to her best friend at full face value plus booking fee.

Radio 4 listeners shocked to hear racism exists

FANS of Desert Island Discs fans are reeling from the news that some people are ghastly.

Couple splits after bad bed-making experience

A PROMISING three-month relationship ended when a man and woman made the bed together for the first time.

Mum horrified by internet hoax from 2008

A MUM has reacted with shock and disgust to a photo that everyone else realised was a hoax eight years ago, it has emerged.