WOMEN across the world experienced a 50-minute gap in online abuse last night after Twitter was hit by technical problems.
A SNIFFER dog has demanded new powers to seize sausages, biscuits and other snack foods.
THE offshore tax avoidance scandal has reminded a man that earning enough money to pay tax would be quite nice.
A MAN is point-blank lying about being 'London based’.
RAIL commuters cannot see why they should let other people off the train first, they have confirmed.
MARY Fisher has taken to Facebook to let everyone know that she is just really blah blah blah right now.
A SCHOOL that added an extra day onto the end of the Easter holidays did it because they enjoy torturing parents, it has emerged.
THERE is a character called The Hipster on the provincial wrestling circuit, it has emerged.