A MAN has experienced weird stirrings of patriotism while watching the Olympics.
A WOMAN is always available to listen to her friends’ problems and give them spectacularly shit advice.
A RETIRED couple spent three days on a coach because that is their twisted idea of fun.
A TATTOO claiming ‘Only God Can Judge Me’, has been proved wrong by a county court judge.
A WOMAN with a spare gig ticket has offered it to her best friend at full face value plus booking fee.
FANS of Desert Island Discs fans are reeling from the news that some people are ghastly.
A PROMISING three-month relationship ended when a man and woman made the bed together for the first time.
A MUM has reacted with shock and disgust to a photo that everyone else realised was a hoax eight years ago, it has emerged.
- Backpacker denies responsibility for rucksack’s actions
- Controlling psycho has problem with boyfriend getting wasted every night
- Couple pretending they met online so they don’t seem weird
- Train strike leaves commuters with roughly the same chance of getting to work
- Woman replying to Facebook invite makes point of saying she's on holiday