A WOMAN is beginning to make headway on the enormous frothy cup in front of her.
MILLIONS of Britons are physically exhausted after spending several weeks arguing with people who do not understand anything.
THE appointment of a new prime minister 14 months after it barely elected a different one has Britain once again marvelling at democracy.
A MAN who voted to leave the EU because it is corrupt believes an unfeasibly large number of people and institutions are dishonest.
A WOMAN believes popular brands of sportswear such as Adidas and Nike are designer clothing.
A MAN moving to London cannot wait to drop the best part of a fiver on a cup of tea.
A MAN has explained to his wife that fathering a child with his sister-in-law 'was the right decision at the time'.
A MAN’S excuses for problems clearly caused by Brexit are getting increasingly desperate.