Society
Huge rise in feeling like shit
MOST of the UK population feels like shit, it has emerged.
Thatcher tribute cuts unveiled
THE government has cut benefits to 80s levels in tribute to Baroness Thatcher.
Government targets most annoying middle class families
DAVID Cameron has pledged to help 120,000 of the most irritating middle class families.
Giant Jaffa Cake could be used to drive people insane
A MASSIVE £7 Jaffa Cake could be used in psychological manipulation, it has been claimed.
The Mash guide to not talking about Thatcher
IT has been 24 hours since the Great Passing and many people are now extremely bored and ready to move on.
Thatcher's grave 'not a nightclub'
THE general public has been warned of the health and safety pitfalls of dancing on Thatcher's grave.
People with no idea who Thatcher was 'ecstatic' that she's dead
THOUSANDS of people under 35 are rejoicing at the demise of a woman they once read about.
Northern Britain already hammered
EVERYONE in Britain north of Birmingham is already very drunk indeed.