A MASSIVE arsehole you used to work with is now quite senior at another company.
A CHRISTMAS tree fairy would rather not have a needle-covered branch right up her skirt, it has emerged.
ARE train drivers right to strike, or are they just in a mood?
A FATHER Christmas in Preston has informed children that they are getting ‘sod all’ because they have been ‘bad little buggers’.
A MAN will not stop telling people about his plans to do un-Christmassy things over Christmas.
PARENTS feel they must prove their concern for their children’s futures by talking about it endlessly, it has emerged.
SOUTHERN Rail victims have had a more efficient journey to work than normal by just walking along the tracks.
A COUNTRY which has not the faintest idea where it is going is this week focusing on trousers and handbags owned by politicians.