A BABY has been trying to remove itself from Facebook, it has emerged.
CONCERNS are growing after a divorced couple have been left alone together for the first time in over a decade.
A STEAMY texting session has been ruined by a man’s familiarity with the subjunctive.
THE train is your house on rails where you can do whatever you like, according to many passengers.
A CYCLIST who failed to ride right through a red light has been left wondering if he is any kind of a man.
A WOMAN has looked at her smartphone 63 times in a day without finding the cure for her inner emptiness.
A DELUSIONAL man thinks he is going to get his deposit back from a private landlord.
A COCKTAIL barman cares too deeply about which drink his customers order, it has emerged.