THE virtue of wisdom has ended its affiliation with beards.
COUPLES with televisions in the bedroom enjoy better and more frequent sex by proxy, it has emerged.
EVERYONE who owns an Audi TT is living slightly beyond their means, it has emerged.
THOUSANDS of hen parties are preparing for raucous yet entirely fake fun.
BASICALLY is this year's top superfluous word, it has been confirmed.
FIRST-TIME buyers can now borrow unlimited money to buy a castle, George Osborne has confirmed.
TOOLS for cutting holes in fences cost much less than music festival tickets, it has emerged.
AN attractive young woman in a pretty summer dress is putting men and woman alike in a terrible mood.