MEMBERS of the public have told politicians they will not settle for anything less than living in a small village surrounded by a high wall.
A COUPLE are setting aside money so that they can take their parents to a local restaurant and beg for a house deposit.
A YOUNG couple have given their frightened relatives a tour of the deprived but ‘up and coming’ area where they have bought a flat.
AN OFFICE worker has been furious with his colleagues, clients and all office equipment for seven years straight, it has emerged.
‘OUT’ voters are flocking to see a Princess Diana plate that weeps real tears, it has emerged.
WITCHCRAFT has increased by around 700 per cent across Britain in the last 12 months.
A MAN has left his speaker by an open window in the hope that people will hear how awful his taste in music is and recommend something good.
A FAMILY from Bolton has gone on a blunt, plain-speaking and principled day out at a theme park.