AN army of uncovered nipples is wreaking havoc across Britain.
A FATHER has stunned his family by suggesting his daughter 'get a sense of frigging perspective' after a pop group split up.
A MAN has committed himself to buying some cushions from a shop, regardless of public opinion.
A COUPLE on a first date are really over doing their body language signals, it has emerged.
A SOCIAL smoker's attempt at making a rolled up cigarette has been classed an ‘abomination’ by all who saw it.
A MAN has given a Black and Decker Workmate to his son in a desperate bid to stop him being so pathetic.
DAVID Cameron wants state schools to offer a fast-casual educational experience inspired by the traditions of Mozambique.
A 28-YEAR-OLD man is staying with the tired ‘hipster’ look because he is passionate about the values of the hipster movement.