Kettering confirmed as most adequate place to live

KETTERING is the UK’s most acceptable if unexciting place to live, it has been confirmed.

Diverse London bus inspires anti-racist rant

A WOMAN on a London bus suddenly launched into a monologue condemning racism, it has emerged.

Man unable to feel clean after strange car parked in his space

A MAN fears he will never feel clean again after finding a strange car parked directly outside his house.

People who don't want children 'missing out on lots of expensive boredom'

PEOPLE who do not want children have been warned they could miss out on huge amounts of expense, boredom and disgust.

Traffic lights 'holding back aspirational drivers'

TRAFFIC lights are stopping ambitious drivers reaching the speeds they aspire to, it has been claimed.

School photographs creepy because children are evil

CHILDREN look weird in school photographs because of their evil natures, it has emerged.

Women under increasing pressure to have dragons

WOMEN are facing pressure to have at least one baby dragon coiled on their bare shoulders, it has been claimed.

Man attempting to get massive bike on train

A MAN is attempting to get a large, high-tech bicycle on a small, crowded train.