A COUPLE who met in a pub are telling everyone they got together online so as not to seem like social misfits.
A FIVE-DAY train strike has left commuters with about the same chance of getting to work as usual.
A WOMAN has made sure to mention that she'll be on holiday when answering a friends event invite on Facebook.
A 22-YEAR-OLD man who first heard about blue British passports in yesterday’s Sun is now demanding one as his patriotic right.
A PARTY has ended in humiliation for the host after a much better musician picked up his guitar.
A WOMAN who claimed to take a controversial position to stimulate debate is actually just annoying, it has been confirmed.
PEOPLE renting out properties on Gumtree are to be made to take a test to determine whether not they are maniacs.
A MAN has announced he will be arriving home drunk around three in the morning and then burning the shit out of a frozen pizza.