A MAN has given workmates a glimpse of his wild side by discussing a tattoo that he will never get.
A BOY from Year 8 has won a fight with a boy two years his senior, it has been confirmed.
A MAN who decided to stay in has missed the greatest night out in the history of nights out, it has emerged.
A GROWN-UP woman has admitted she is paying to learn how to do handstands.
PLACES that sell 'street food' do not have 'street prices', it has been confirmed.
AN 87-YEAR-OLD in Tesco’s reduced section will end you if you get between her and a 6p pack of sausage rolls, she has asserted.
THE last remaining all-in-one adult garment in the UK has been blown to smithereens in front of a cheering crowd.
A GROUP of American tourists claims everything they have seen in Swindon is magical like the world of Harry Potter.
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