Society

Know-all has to get ready meal box out of bin to read intructions

A KNOW-IT-ALL who thought a ready meal would be so simple he wouldn't need instructions has had to fish the box out of the bin.

Annoying man with diabolo already spotted in local park

A MAN who will spend the entire summer mistaking the contemptuous stares of strangers for admiration has already got his diablo out, it has emerged.

Little bastard immune to good parenting

A TODDLER threw a tantrum purely because he is a little bastard, it has emerged.

Man who wants revenge against schoolmates unsurprisingly joins the police

A MAN who wants to get back at everyone from school has surprised no-one by joining the police.

Now is worst time to be young, if you exclude generations who fought in wars

‘MILLENNIALS’ are the least fortunate generation in recent history apart from the ones who got conscripted, it has been claimed.

21-year-old really looks up to 24-year-old

A 21-YEAR-OLD barman looks up to his 24-year-old counterpart like he's some sort of guru, it has been confirmed.

Worker unveils 'epic' skive

AN office worker has unveiled plans for a ground breaking skive while her boss is away this week.

Woman wondering if cat is husband material

A 32-YEAR-OLD woman thinks her cat might be ‘the one’, it has emerged.