EVERYTHING about tipping in restaurants is idiotic, customers and waiters have agreed.
ANYONE who claims to enjoy gardening is a liar, it has emerged.
A BUS driver has given change from a £10 note without acting like it is a natural disaster.
A WOMAN has announced a unilateral reduction in benefits for her casual sexual partner.
A MAN has won plaudits for looking after his daughter for a whole afternoon without supervision from his wife.
A MAN from Tyneside who sounds like Tom Hiddlestone has left his new London workmates baffled and frustrated.
A MAN visiting London stupidly believed a night out in the West End would be enjoyable.
A CHILD’S first birthday was marked by his parents going out for a meal, they confirmed.