A MAN has given his girlfriend an Easter egg after getting his dates mixed up.
EVERYONE who plans to go out is secretly hoping that their friends all drop out, it has been revealed.
A MAN who asks people to correct him if he was wrong does not in fact wish to be corrected, it has emerged.
THERE are currently only three left-wing Londoners, it has been confirmed.
A SPAM email from a credit card company has made a bold and courageous promise to fix a man’s credit rating.
TRENDY people who want to copy Donald Trump’s hair in an ironic way are finding it impossible, it has emerged.
A WOMAN who claims to have a divisive personality unites everyone who meets her in hatred, it has emerged.
A TWO-YEAR-OLD boy is still not aware that his parents have ruined his life by calling him Roderick.
- Buying a house was so stressful, say unbearable bastards
- Office full of weird cliques no one would ever want to join
- Woman who has totally run out of career options to become a life coach
- Man realises all his older relatives are fascists
- Dinner party guests competing over who has the most working class roots