BRITAIN'S middle classes are threatening all-out passive-aggression if the government raises tax on all the nice things they like.
THOUSANDS of farmers are using Facebook to play a game where they pretend to work in an office and spend all day doing nothing and talking out of their arse.
IMAGES of male beauty in the media are forcing men to make some sort of grudging effort to look half-decent, it was claimed last night.
NURSERY school children will no longer be allowed to bite chunks out of each under new rules introduced today.
YOUNG would-be homebuyers are still clinging to their nauseatingly rose-tinted hopes and dreams, it was claimed last night.
THE UK's oldest dogging site has been re-opened by the National Trust, with interactive stranger sex displays and cakes.