Society

Concern over widespread happiness

EXPERTS are puzzled that over 80% of people in the UK do not feel pissed off.

God is dead, say Girl Guides

GOD is dead and patriotism is intellectually bankrupt, the Girl Guides have announced.

New words like 'madchunkle' suggest kids mocking OED researchers

THE editors of the Oxford English Dictionary have included a series of ill-advised words after speaking to cruel teenagers.

Home workers being sexually harassed by themselves

PEOPLE who work from home are routinely coercing themselves to perform inappropriate acts, it has emerged.

Dads struggling with return to normal life

DADS are struggling with normality after 24 hours of unbridled self-indulgence.

Apprentices told to stop acting like twats

REAL-LIFE apprentices are acting like insane twats thanks to BBC One's The Apprentice, it has been claimed.