TAXPAYERS are to receive a detailed breakdown of how their money was spent that is indvidually tailored to their cretinous world view.
SHOPS will be available for looting during the Olympics 24 hours a day, including Sundays.
A MAN who led a thing that doesn't matter for 10 years has become bored of it.
YOUR mother's love for you is unbreakable and so you do not have to spend a lot this Sunday, experts have confirmed.
TODAY is my last day at the Empire.
IF there are more than two people in a queue, tear gas should be used without mercy, according to a new report.
RELIGIOUS symbols in the workplace can help colleagues and customers understand ghastliness, according to new research.
DELINQUENT inner city foxes are being offered free weekend courses in DJ and MC skills in a bid to give them positive focus.