ALL of Britain's best stuff is in storage, according to a new survey.
ABOVE-THEMSELVES cafes are refusing to offer a fry up, even though they have all the ingredients on their pretentious menu.
A GAY man has said that although Pope-ish acts are bad, a Pope-ish orientation is not.
BRITAIN has a new ant-based national holiday.
THE Church of England is a huge and utter waste of the time of everyone involved, it has been confirmed.
REGIONS with poor phone coverage are being marketed to couples that enjoy debating trivia.