Thick old people slam thick young people

THICKHEADED older people have criticised educational standards among young thickos.

Britain's welfare debate 'not working'

THE British system of debating social security is open to rampant abuse and exploitation, according to research.

Britons still relying on class system for their personalities

BRITISH people are still incapable of coming up with personalities for themselves.

Welfare reforms aimed at Frank Gallagher

THE government’s welfare cuts are targeted at the fictional character Frank Gallagher.

Iain Duncan Smith's £53 a week diary

Wednesday: Woke up to see a big dog on pavement. Remained indoors.

Are you being persecuted?

The Daily Mash presents a simple questionnaire to help you work out how persecuted you are.

Britain to worship massive baby

THE birth of a 15-and-a-half pound baby heralds a golden age of plenty.