BABIES born in summer will be handed over to McDonald's when they reach 13 years of age.
JIMMY Savile's relationship with West Yorkshire Police could have seemed corrupt to the untrained eye, according to an official report.
IF you reverse to let another driver pass they will probably not even wave, it has emerged.
THE unbelievably ridiculous state opening of Parliament may offer a clue as to why the UK has problems, experts have claimed.
BRITAIN'S average intellect is now so low that Kerry Katona could be seen as a role model.
PERSONAL dignity is now the top thing to rebel against at music festivals.
BUDGET clothing giant Primark has banned good-looking people from its shops.