THE government's ongoing campaign to drive commuters off public transport is having the desired effect.
A STICKER saying a car contains an infant can stop people deciding to drive into the back of it, it has emerged.
WITH proper jobs increasingly scarce, the government has launched a fruit machine skills course aimed at the long-term unemployed.
A FATHER-OF-TWO has entered a trance-like state while trying to decide whether a cushion is nice.
AS the Christmas holiday looms, Britons have abandoned all pretence of being interested in their jobs.
A BAN on internet pornography could force teenagers to seek out nipples in the bathroom sections of retail catalogues.
MILLIONS will be watching the Christmas edition of Eastenders, but how to arrange your own Albert Square-style festivities?