POPE Francis has urged Catholics not to waste their valuable time on caring.
THE return of Pot Noodle manufacturing to the UK has reminded the public they are shit.
FANS of unforgivable shit have been given a chance to hand in their CDs.
MIDDLE-AGED mothers get that 'interesting' short haircut so men will leave them alone, it has emerged.
THE high cost of child care means that most parents only work to avoid their kids, it has emerged.
THE sort of men who will never even own a car have been thrilled by the new Lamborghini Veneno.