Society
Marriage Still Not As Good As 'Predator', Say Men
MARRYING a beautiful woman who shares your hopes and dreams is still nowhere near as good as Predator, according to a new survey.
Horrible Dragon Threatens Council Worker Fantasy Land
A LARGE, terrifying dragon is threatening the magical kingdom of massive pensions where no-one ever gets fired.
Cbeebies Defends Pole Dancer Of The Year Show
THE BBC last night defended a new series that hopes to find the best new under 14 pole dancer in Britain.
Immigrant Fury Over Daily Mail Salaries
IMMIGRANT workers have demanded government action after discovering Daily Mail journalists are receiving large salaries for the things they write.
British Library To Archive Oglemysnatch.co.uk
BRITAIN'S internet heritage could be lost forever unless experts are able to archive websites such as hotsurreybitches and oglemysnatch.co.uk.
'Racist' T-Shirt Could Cause Morons To Say Stuff
A SCOTTISH t-shirt expressing dislike of the England football team could cause morons to say things, experts have warned.
Royals 'Ready To Return To Home Planet'
THE Royal Family are preparing to return to their home planet near Sirius, according to the Queen's astronomer.
Twitter Filled With People Being Wrong About Jan Moir Again
JUST four months after thousands of people were wrong about Jan Moir, the social network Twitter was today filled with them being wrong again.