MEGAUPLOAD users may have to spend several days stealing Family Guy episodes all over again.
ED Miliband cost Britain the best part of a billion pounds yesterday.
THE number of young people going to university could soon be the same as the number of young people who should be going to university, it has been confirmed.
DAVID Cameron is acting as if he is the dictator of the People's Republic of Gaydonia, the Archbishop of York has claimed.
A SECRET government list of those not quite important enough to be offered an honour they would then not accept has been published.
SEVENTIES comic Bernard Manning is being woken from cryogenic sleep
after Ricky Gervais completed preparations for his return, it has
EVERYONE must place themselves at the centre of the universe immediately, it has been confirmed.
THE impending first release on the Occupy movement's record label may feature a short burst of rapping, experts have warned.