UNIVERSITY graduates trapped in low-paid jobs have resolved to do them in a grudging, sour-faced manner.
The UK’s foremost authorities on privacy law have refused to confirm their availability for a working lunch next Friday.
THE DVLA has a team of seven-year-old girls making its tax discs using colourful card and glitter.
PRIMARY schoolchildren are to be educated in ending relationships by text, email, and Skype.
NON-RESIDENTS of Notting Hill are looking forward to this year’s chance to destroy the affluent London borough with impunity.
THE middle class shoppers who switched to budget supermarkets have wondered if they can switch back soon.
A 25-YEAR-OLD woman’s punk-influenced hair has been verbally abusing her family.
UNMARRIED people are to be forced into strangers' family homes as long-lost aunts or uncles, the government has announced.