LONDON'S tube drivers have launched their latest strike threat, claiming they are being picked off one by one by a family of voracious cannibals living in the underground system.
MAX Mosley has launched a bid to protect people who love it when their bare bottoms are alive with delicious agony.
COUNCILS across England are to be offered incentives to collect
rat-filled bags of putrefying meat and devastating viruses more often
than once a fortnight.
MILLIONS of iPhone users were totally told off by their boss after their
favourite toy in the whole world forgot to get them up for work.
BRUTAL Eurostar commandants last night forced a mother-of-two to make an agonising choice between her offspring.
THE lifting of the ban on openly gay US troops will mean people being killed by tank commanders who are listening to upbeat euro pop, experts have warned.