IF there are more than two people in a queue, tear gas should be used without mercy, according to a new report.
RELIGIOUS symbols in the workplace can help colleagues and customers understand ghastliness, according to new research.
DELINQUENT inner city foxes are being offered free weekend courses in DJ and MC skills in a bid to give them positive focus.
MILLIONS of workers will be trapped at home until Monday, because of solar activity.
'UNIVERSITY' graduates are increasingly having to take unskilled jobs commensurate with their lack of ability.
THE child benefit cap is to be rethought amid warnings over the impact on middle-class stay-at-home afternoon-drinking mothers.
BRITAIN'S Catholics have been urged to defend the institution of marriage by campaigning against gay divorce.
BRITAIN'S poor numeracy is the fault of maths for being so hard, experts have claimed.