LEADING a dull suburban life with a mortgage and two children is now a phenomenal achievement, everyone has agreed.
MILLIONS of self-absorbed UK residents are concerned that their photos may not be included in a police database.
A FAMILY has decided that if their dog ever needed veterinary treatment costing over £1000 they would not bother.
HOUSEHOLDS across the country are observing the annual Finishing Of The Celebrations Tub ceremony.
A CAT has clawed its way out of a shallow grave and returned home to terrify its delighted owner.
A NEW crowdfunding website has been launched to help people who want free money for drugs.
AN idealistic young spammer has become increasingly disillusioned with his profession.
GOING to school is largely a waste of time, according to experts.