THE forgotten victims of the phone hacking scandal are the millions who
would love to see John Prescott living under a bridge, it was claimed
UNDERGROUND train drivers have rejected an offer of some extra money for no reason, because they are fine.
WITH Wikipedia laid low by chronic indignation, the Daily Mash has
unselfishly stepped into the breach with a list of today's Top Ten
MICHAEL Gove today called for everyone to get annoyed about the Queen's unrelenting pointlessness.
LOCAL authorities celebrated last night after a High Court ruling gave them the right to impound cars just totally on a whim.
EVERYONE has apologised for everything they have ever done, said, or spelled wrong.
SUPPORT for the high speed rail link between London and Birmingham was muted yesterday as nobody really wants to go there.
BRITAIN is to be dipped in antiseptic after hearing the oozing testimony of Kelvin Mackenzie.