THE DWP's psychometric test uses advanced science to work out why you've utterly failed as a human.
PRETEND ‘Steampunk’ weapons are less effective than fists, a fight has revealed.
PEOPLE with allotments are reeling from the news that vegetables can be bought with cash.
GRANCHILDREN have threatened to withhold their affection if elderly benefits are handed back to Iain Duncan Smith.
SITTING in front of the television getting arseholed is to be considered a 'proper' weekend pursuit.
THE impressive holes in Britain's road have become a draw for foreign tourists.
BRITAIN is in danger of going soft, experts have warned.