THE UK is going to be a total bastard to foreigners and people in general, David Cameron has announced.
GEORGE Osborne hopes to fix the economy by reversing the polarity of the pound.
CARDINAL Keith O'Brien's ferocious hatred of gay marriage may actually be rather sweet and sad, it has been confirmed.
NERDS are at serious risk of being recruited by terrorist groups, it has been claimed.
A JURY yesterday asked a judge if it was the jury.
THE picturesque parts of Britain are now full of utter dickbags, it has emerged.
THE majority of people are already doing things as well as they can, it has emerged.