ANY child that touches Pudsey bear will get a massive electric shock, it has emerged.
THE middle class would collapse into self-loathing without frozen food store Iceland to look down on, it has been claimed.
RAIL bosses have used ancient depictions of Hell as inspiration for a new tier of train service.
UNMANNED drones have described being made to feel 'different' and 'inferior' by army comrades.
THE top career for job satisfaction is being a dragonrider in the fantasy world of Nazgar, according to a survey.
CHANGES in human evolution mean that only morons will continue to thrive, it has been claimed.
CHILD abuse survivors have urged the public to not to forget BBC licence fee payers.