Society

I know real police, warns PCSO

POLICE community support officer Tom Booker has warned some kids that he can get the real police onto them.

Supermoon an excuse to be annoying

BRITAIN'S dicks have used the 'supermoon' to excuse their awful personalities.

Nothing you can say or do will stop us drinking, government told

BRITONS have confirmed that the state can never come between them and drink.

Builders disappointingly competent

COMPETENT builders have left their middle-class employers unable to complain extensively to friends.

Non-parents best at child rearing

PEOPLE who do not have children know more about raising them than those who do, it has been confirmed.

Rabid free-marketeer subsidised by mum

AN internet user who spends most of his time praising free-market capitalism is entirely dependent on his mum.

Things other than racism 'are not racism'

RACISM is different to other things that are not racism, it has been claimed.

Sad ripped-off family overdoes it in photo

A FAMILY that lost money on something has overdone the 'fake sad faces' in a group photograph.