MALE pattern baldness sufferers have discovered news of a possible cure tucked away on page 16 of their newspapers.
THE arrival of televisions that can spy on you means Britain is now a fully-qualified dystopia.
THE new 45p tax rate is 10 percent easier to avoid than the 50p rate, experts have confirmed.
DENNIS Waterman has provoked a furious debate about exactly how shit Minder actually was.
TELEVISED entertainment is mostly for clever people and snobs, it has been claimed.
TAXPAYERS are to receive a detailed breakdown of how their money was spent that is indvidually tailored to their cretinous world view.
SHOPS will be available for looting during the Olympics 24 hours a day, including Sundays.
A MAN who led a thing that doesn't matter for 10 years has become bored of it.