STARGAZER Patrick Moore will be remembered an astrologer, because a lot of people are not very bright.
BRITAIN is unsuitable for human life, the UN has declared.
SEVERAL million fortunate individuals will be enjoying peaceful solitude on Christmas Day, it has emerged.
THOUSANDS of bone idle people have full-time paid employment, it has emerged.
SELF-STYLED clever people cannot stop expressing their indifference to the royal offspring, it has emerged.
HAPPINESS is the result of things that actually have nothing to do with you, it has emerged.