THE majority of people are already doing things as well as they can, it has emerged.
SPENDING time with your partner can be fatal for a relationship, experts have warned.
IRONICALLY-moustached hipsters are actually better than you, according to a new study.
PAGE 3 is not doing enough to mess with people's heads, according to Rupert Murdoch.
COFFEE that can be injected, snorted or put up your arse will soon be available on the high street.
MOST adults are to be reclassified as children due to their total lack of financial or emotional independence.
MANDATORY microchipping is a serious erosion of civil liberties, according to dogs.