UNMARRIED people are to be forced into strangers' family homes as long-lost aunts or uncles, the government has announced.
RAIL fares will increase by inflation times two, plus the pathetic little pay rise you are probably not going to get anyway.
A RECORD number of students are to study subjects they just found out existed.
HUNDREDS of Britons have made the annual trip to Saudi Arabia to show off their average cars.
ALL owners of babies or kittens are convinced they would be perfect for lucrative advertising work.
TRUST fund recipients think it is normal to have large amounts of free money.
31-YEAR-OLD strip club visitor Wayne Hayes has condemned the other men there as perverts.
IT would not be a big a deal if Plymouth was destroyed in a nuclear explosion, according to the government.