MEN'S rights campaigners are refusing to lift a finger around the house until anti-male gender discrimination ends.
AN explosion in the number of cannabis farms is raking in millions for
flaky criminals who will either lose the money or spend it on snacks.
A LONDON underground driver who has been cheering up commuters with his
amusing asides for over a decade is just a pain in the arse, it has been
BRITAIN'S borrowing is out of control, with clothes, DVDs and cookware topping the list of things that need to be given back.
PUPILS at Catholic schools are being encouraged to sign a petition against being a total bumpilot.
BRITAIN is still paying attention to a grown man who earns a living writing about restaurants and television.
THE Audi has been voted the UK's top car to have six inches from your rear bumper in the outside lane of the motorway.
THE 2012 Olympics have been declared a resounding success as the first busload of undesirables was banished from East London.