Society

Air passengers allowed to be as irritating as they like

AIR passengers will be allowed to turn on all devices during take off and landing as long as they turn the volume up as loud as it will go.

London criminals demand nicer police

LONDON’S criminals have told the Metropolitan Police that they disgust them.

Barbecue-based adverts classed as science fiction

TV adverts featuring sunny barbecues should really include jet packs, it has been claimed.

Police interrogations work just as well without 'good cop'

SUCCESSFUL interrogation only requires the bad cop, it has emerged.

Concern over widespread happiness

EXPERTS are puzzled that over 80% of people in the UK do not feel pissed off.

God is dead, say Girl Guides

GOD is dead and patriotism is intellectually bankrupt, the Girl Guides have announced.

New words like 'madchunkle' suggest kids mocking OED researchers

THE editors of the Oxford English Dictionary have included a series of ill-advised words after speaking to cruel teenagers.