GAY recruits to the armed forces will be asked what kind of gay they are so it can be weaponised.
TV news viewers are once again glued to screens filled with endless speculation and wild inaccuracy.
CATS have once again utterly failed to keep their resolutions to change their ways in the new year.
A GROUP of apricots has pledged to remain hard and sour for all eternity.
EXCITED Britons are deciding how they will spend the extra second of ‘leap’ time in 2015.
HUMANITY’S ability to laugh at itself is its best hope for survival, according to experts.
MOST relationships with an age gap fail because of differing children's television references, it has emerged.
THE record numbers of people now trapped in the capital believe they have little chance of returning to freedom.