THE people who make television programmes have admitted that they are subtly trying to make you continue watching it.
MENTAL health charities have condemned Christie's for allowing someone to pay over £5m for a child's drawing of a slum.
PRIDE of Britain the Daily Mail has today launched a new campaign for more people in the Third World to die in a ditch.
VINCE Cable has predicted another economic crash after reading about it in the newspapers.
SHOUTING obscenities while punching the dashboard during traffic jams makes them disappear, according to new research.
BRITAIN'S sexual health policy will be decided by 68-year-old spinster Margaret Gerving.
LAWYERS have been forced to cut the price of super-injunctions by up to 75 per cent after it emerged they do not really work.
THE End of Days has brought death, demons and pestilence to the planet, leaving many mid-sized UK towns the same or slightly better.