BAR worker Tom Logan has not even bothered to ask his boss whether his new job pays more than the legal minimum wage.
THE Government has today confirmed that it will be replacing the Human Rights Act with Warhammer 40,000: The Rules.
LOCAL drug dealer Tom Logan insists on using the word ‘yoghurts’ as a code for weed.
A LOCAL pub is apparently staging a beer festival by bringing in two additional ales.
PEOPLE who chose ridiculous email addresses before the internet properly caught on will be allowed to anonymously exchange them.
THE prime minister’s promise to give everyone "the dignity of a job" has confused Britons whose jobs are a humiliating parade of shame.
A MARRIED couple are sending each other flirtatious tweets, horrified onlookers have confirmed.
INEXPLICABLY popular assault course event Tough Mudder has introduced a new obstacle that involves having a conversation about non mud-based things.