THE unbelievably ridiculous state opening of Parliament may offer a clue as to why the UK has problems, experts have claimed.
BRITAIN'S average intellect is now so low that Kerry Katona could be seen as a role model.
PERSONAL dignity is now the top thing to rebel against at music festivals.
BUDGET clothing giant Primark has banned good-looking people from its shops.
A JOURNALIST is to spend a month not writing features about giving things up for a fixed period of time.
A CONCRETE area attached to a pub is not a garden, it has been claimed.