Ludicrous medieval pantomime may explain UK’s problems

THE unbelievably ridiculous state opening of Parliament may offer a clue as to why the UK has problems, experts have claimed.

Britain now stupid enough to emulate Kerry Katona

BRITAIN'S average intellect is now so low that Kerry Katona could be seen as a role model.

Festivalgoers rebelling against self-esteem

PERSONAL dignity is now the top thing to rebel against at music festivals.

Primark bans attractive people

BUDGET clothing giant Primark has banned good-looking people from its shops.

Journalist to give up writing gimmicky bullshit features for a month

A JOURNALIST is to spend a month not writing features about giving things up for a fixed period of time.

Beer gardens not actually gardens

A CONCRETE area attached to a pub is not a garden, it has been claimed.