DOLPHINS are vicious, brutal thugs spoiling for a fight with humanity, it has emerged.
COMPLETE nobody Roy Hobbs is demanding tough action be taken against Greece.
ATTRACTIVE people thoroughly enjoy not having to be funny or interesting, they have revealed.
THE controversial Protein World poster is no more tawdry, exploitative and depressing than the rest of advertising, according to industry watchdogs.
THE Guardian has created a French dictionary that contains only feminine words.
NO-ONE wants to be the first to remove the Pride rainbow from their Facebook picture, it has emerged.
OFFICE workers eating their sandwiches in the park are increasingly never going back to work or society.
ALL other canned drinks regard San Pellegrino as a smug prick with a stupid foil hat, it has emerged.