A MANAGER spent a satisfying bank holiday weekend contacting staff about ‘important’ work issues, he has revealed.
A COUPLE are getting married after a man placed the woman he loves in an incredibly stressful situation without warning her.
A WOMAN has put one of her wedding photos on her Tinder profile, fuelling speculation that she is not yet fully over her ex.
THE parents of a 16-year-old who failed his GCSEs are overjoyed with the reward money they have saved.
A MAN keeps mentioning his children in a way that is clearly meant to make people respect him, it has emerged.
BRITONS are hoping the UK will suffer social and economic chaos if it supports their views on Brexit, they have revealed.
BRITAIN’S girlfriends have confirmed that nothing is wrong, but in a slightly offhand way which suggests that this may not be the case.
A MAN who is holding a barbecue on Saturday is going ahead with it no matter what, he has confirmed.
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