A FATHER-OF-TWO is psyching himself up to assist with the cooking on Christmas Day.
A MAN has explained to family and friends that he does not want a lot for Christmas, and leaving the EU is all he needs.
A MAN has spent several hundred pounds on weird food that he would never consider buying during the rest of the year.
BRITAIN’S relatives are preparing a range of strange and annoying behaviours for their Christmas visits, they have revealed.
A WOMAN hopes her Facebook post about how populism is bad gets loads of likes.
A MAN has managed to share so little of himself that all relatives know is that he likes chutney.
A MORON has hailed 2016 as the year in which everything looked rosy for the future and things went just great overall.
PEOPLE whose Christmas break has already begun are having a massive orgy today while you are at work.