SALES administrator Tom Booker failed to show enthusiasm during a works outing, it has been claimed.
WORKERS are dreading the prospect of another three-day weekend so soon after Easter.
JEREMY Clarkson has explained that his persona comes from being teased at school about his grapefruit-shaped penis.
ALL consumer goods are to come with a contract for a shitty 'flexible hours' job
A MAN who indiscriminately clicks the ‘recommend’ button on internet comments has been honoured for helping to keep the internet going.
THE ban on musical instruments in prison does not include cool synths, it has been confirmed.
KITTENS are at a point of maximum cuteness beyond which they will no longer be a mental balm, experts have warned.
THE world's most esteemed eating places are almost entirely populated by dicks.
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- Daily special unchanged
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