AN internet user who spends most of his time praising free-market capitalism is entirely dependent on his mum.
RACISM is different to other things that are not racism, it has been claimed.
A FAMILY that lost money on something has overdone the 'fake sad faces' in a group photograph.
HACKERS are wondering how they can profit from stealing millions of passwords to free email accounts and entertainment websites.
A SUPERMARKET advert has been banned for suggesting children like beef burgers more than lettuce.
SCIENTISTS have confirmed that your circle of dickheads is biggest in your late twenties.
JOBSEEKERS need family connections just to get work sweeping up fish entrails, it has emerged.
OWNERS of open-top cars are secretly aware that the novelty has worn off.