A 23-YEAR-OLD has finally become a man after having his first multi-day hangover.
A MAN will not ‘take any shit’ from people and organisations that do not appear to bear him any ill will, it has emerged.
POLICE are searching for whoever puts things like half a sausage back into the fridge.
A MAN who walked into HMV instantly felt like he was transported back to a simpler time, it has emerged.
AN annoying twat in an office has asked if the blinds can be closed because he cannot see his screen.
SCOUTS are at supermarket tills asking for a charity donation to crush your groceries.
BREXITERS’ passionate opposition to a second referendum is definitely not because of fear they would lose, they have confirmed.
A BREXITER has confirmed that he is one of those people who always looks on the sunny side.