THE government’s welfare cuts are targeted at the fictional character Frank Gallagher.
Wednesday: Woke up to see a big dog on pavement. Remained indoors.
The Daily Mash presents a simple questionnaire to help you work out how persecuted you are.
THE birth of a 15-and-a-half pound baby heralds a golden age of plenty.
PEOPLE who buy the Telegraph are demanding to have the words 'paywall', 'website' and 'internet' explained to them.
BRITAIN'S millions of internet addicts could be weaned onto less damaging drugs like LSD and ecstasy.
PARENTS have told children who misbehave that they will have to answer to Eddie Mair.