CONTROVERSIAL chat show host Matthew Wright has defended a live TV phone-in debate about whether members of the public would have sex with the Birmingham Six, and if so, in what order.
TWO year-olds have been bonding with other people who talk gibberish and piss themselves since the opening of a toddler group at a Wetherspoon's.
URBAN professionals escaping to rural areas must contribute to the local gene pool, it has been claimed.
THE incremental collapse of the system that provides everything has once again been overshadowed by a marginally better camera.
THE majority of British children should be excused from having to go to school, it has been claimed.
EVERYONE in Britain will today lie like a bastard about making the most of the sunny weather.
A VICIOUS paper cut has been the catalyst for a string of new and creative obscenities, it has emerged.
ONE change of undergarments is more than sufficient to maintain comfort and hygiene for seven days, men have asserted.