RUGGED, pop-drinking manual workers with no tops believe sexism is rife in the workplace, a study has found.
ELECTRONIC reading devices are not as good as real books for making you look clever, it was claimed last night.
THE reputation of human nature plumbed new depths last night as experts claimed it includes believing in god.
PUSH bike devotees are scheming to subjugate the Western world to their deity Shimano, it emerged last night.
TRANSPORT unions have been forced into a tactical rethink after it emerged a four year-old male chimpanzee is working on the Bakerloo line.
THE government is to overhaul road traffic enforcement to crack down on the sort of people who have no interest in elections.
MAX Mosley will have no idea when his bare bottom is about to be pummelled by a large, angry woman, pretending to be German.
RICH parents could soon be offered the chance to waste up to £100,000 buying Oxbridge degrees for their cretinous children.