Society

Cardinal stops using letters G, A and Y

BRITAIN'S biggest Catholic has confirmed he will no longer use any of the letters in the word 'gay'.

A Level students '20% less fit' than last year

THIS year’s crop of young, predominantly female, students pictured celebrating their A Levels is up to 20% less attractive than last year's, it has been claimed.

Parents praying their kids haven't succeeded at A Levels

AS A-Level results are released, Britain's parents are hoping their children didn't screw up their retirement plans by getting into university.

Samsung tops list of baby names

A STUDY of baby names has highlighted the trend for naming children after popular brands.

'Builder's tea' is annoying people's top drink

SO-CALLED builder's tea is the refreshment of choice among people who are irritating, it has emerged.

London in 2012 promises unamazing, believable experiences

THE end of London 2012 has triggered the return of London in 2012, a work-themed occasion offering all-of-a-lifetime experiences.

It's actually not that big a deal, everyone tells Bolt

RUNNING very fast is not that impressive, Usain Bolt has been reminded.

'Legacy' launched as a verb

THE word legacy is now a verb, the government body tasked with re-actioning the English language has announced.