HOLOCAUST survivors have backed George Carey's claim that he is like a victim of the Nazis because he does not like the gays getting married.
THE average British family is deeply unsettling, according to new research.
IT is still not acceptable to use force against a bank that steals your entire house, ministers have confirmed.
HOME secretary Theresa May is to call for the restoration of the slipper as a deterrent to Britain's young dodgers, perils and minxes.
JESUS has settled the argument on tax avoidance by stating, uncategorically, that it is a good thing.
BRITAIN is in the grip of a deadly addiction to bicycles, according to new research.
42-YEAR-OLD Brian Zuckerberg, who still lives at home, thinks he has a really good idea for a board game.
BRITAIN'S universities are adapting to the half-arsedness of the country, it has been claimed.