A real-life prison escape completely lacked the tension and excitement of Hollywood prison breaks, it has emerged.
THE editor of the Daily Bugle has given evidence to the Leveson Inquiry about his newspaper's negative coverage of Spider-Man.
BUSINESS leaders have praised a new qualification that prepares students for a lifetime of servile drudgery.
BURMESE pro-democracy campaigner Aung San Suu Kyi has met drum and bass DJ Grooverider, whose Radio 1 show helped sustain her while incarcerated.
THE Duke of Cambridge's '30 things to do before you're 30' list gives him less than 24 hours to have a threesome, it has emerged.
FATHERS are demanding an end to Father's Day, after they were forced to leave their gardens to awkwardly receive a token gift.
A SMALL number of English people are not responding correctly to football, it has emerged.
THE purchase of a camper van will not make your life meaningful or free, it has emerged.