MIDDLE-AGED couples are legally required to wear matching practical jackets to even the most inappropriate occasions, it has been confirmed.
A NATIONWIDE personality study has found that only 0.4 per cent of the population is not obsessed with sofas and fighting.
THE ruins of a secret Nazi fortress have been discovered in suburban south-east London.
JEREMY Clarkson has become a wild man who talks to rabbits about how magpies are scroungers.
A NEWSPAPER journalist has admitted she will stop at nothing, including murder, to get an uplifting human interest story.
FAMILY properties worth more than £1m in Catford and Peckham have announced they will open to the public at weekends.
CALCULATORS that show how your petty finances are affected by the Budget are instead offering harsh moral judgments.
A SEASIDE town is being plagued by confrontations between rival youth fashion tribes.