Holiday weather shrouded in lies and secrecy

HOLIDAY weather is the main source of dishonesty in the UK, say researchers.

UK biting its tongue about tasteless coffins

EVERYONE is trying really hard not to say anything horrible about tasteless coffins, it has emerged.

People without tattoos labelled 'freaks' and 'attention seekers'

THE 3% of the UK population without tattoos faces discrimination in job interviews and social situations.

Fear of spoilers now greater than fear of death

BRITONS are more scared of accidentally discovering plot details of American TV series than they are of dying.

Everyone off the telly to become some sort of 'tsar'

THE government has announced plans to give everyone off the telly an advisory role, because it believes you find that sort of thing impressive.

Office jobs ‘much worse’ than manual labour

OFFICE jobs are actually more stressful and unpleasant than manual labour, research has revealed.