A GROUP of 13-year-olds has revealed plans to get wasted this Christmas by eating a lot of chocolate liqueurs.
DELETING someone from your friends list is the only way of making sure that you will bump into them, it has emerged.
POCKETING things at the supermarket is like going to a really good food bank, it has been claimed.
CHILDREN demanding Frozen merchandise for Christmas have been referred to the lyrics of the song they never stop singing.
THE daily pressure of opening a door on an advent calendar is already proving too much for overworked Britons.
KENSINGTON and Chelsea council is to stop billionaire residents from digging escape tunnels that allow them to live like normal people.
FIRST-TIME buyers have welcomed stamp duty cuts that will help launch them on a spiritually barren path of buying incrementally larger houses.
A WOMAN has failed to realise that outrageous fashions are just part of a grim celebrity publicity machine.