THE dog from Monopoly could easily win the next general election, it has emerged.
PEOPLE designating themselves as geeks will have to pass a basic exam, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN has not been reduced to a post-apocalyptic wasteland, populated by insane cannibals, it has been confirmed.
AN old blanket that has been lining a dog's basket is worth $12 billion, it has emerged.
MILLIONS of professionals are beating the back-to-work blues by vowing to maim a colleague or supervisor at some point in 2013.
THE government's ongoing campaign to drive commuters off public transport is having the desired effect.