ECONOMIC collapse, nuclear brinksmanship and an asteroid are signs that tomorrow's end of days is shaping up well, it has been claimed.
THE possibility of nuclear conflict in the Middle East has evoked warm fuzzy memories among those who were kids during the Cold War.
OFFICE worker Tom Logan tore off a friend's limb after getting too into character during his party-piece primate impression, it has emerged.
THE hugely popular A Game of Thrones books are leading thousands into the desperate squalor of fantasy dependency, it has been claimed.
DAILY Mail experiment Liz Jones has urged men across Britain to send her their used condoms.
BRITAIN'S weird, internet bigots are flocking to the government's E-Petitions site in a bid to make parliament talk about all the things they hate.
SIMON Singh's bid to have a psychic prove her supernatural powers was turned down after it emerged she is not an idiot.
PRINCE Charles should try blocking legislation, just to see what happens, it was claimed last night.