A TEACHER has been suspended after using her Facebook Timeline to expose pupils to the minutiae of her Guardian reading habits.
PLANS to dilute alcoholic drinks have won the enthusiastic support of Britain's heroin kingpins.
TOUGH new policies on workplace fun will make enjoyment of group activities non-negotiable, it has emerged.
NHS staff are to start miming what they want to do to foreign patients in a bid to save money.
THE works of Charles Dickens have nothing to offer London's 21st Century thieving underclass, say experts.
BRITAIN is in the hands of a Huhneless government.
A SENIOR Labour MP has blamed last year's riots on parents failing to introduce their children to violence as quickly as possible.
THE radical philosopher who believes the world is in the grip of combined insanity and mania is to speak at Oxford University.