Society

Discussion thread composed entirely of f**kwits

AN online discussion thread does not contain a single person who knows what they are talking about.

IVF attacked by people who create nothing but worthless, pointless crap

IVF reproduction has been attacked by a pair of fashion designers who have created a mountain of overpriced rubbish.

Guardian fascinated by Wetherspoon’s breakfasts

THE Guardian has launched an investigation into why people choose to have breakfast at Wetherspoon’s.

Barista convinced someone will notice he’s playing his band's demo

A COFFEE shop barista is sure today will be the day a customer notices that he is playing his band’s demo.

Trevor Phillips: 'Nobody has ever said these things about racism before'

AS THE former chairman of the Commission for Racial Equality, I know explosive truths about race that the rest of the UK has never, ever discussed.

Muse album cover sparks collapse of capitalism

CAPITALISM collapsed this morning, following the unveiling of Muse's incendiary new album cover.

Everyone at Southeastern Railways claiming today is their first day

EVERY member of staff at Southeastern Railways only started today and so is, sadly, unable to help you.

Toyota Yaris is ideal Mother’s Day gift, suggest advertisers

YOUR mother deserves a £14,095 five-door Yaris Icon, Toyota has suggested.