11-11-11 apocalypse coming together perfectly

ECONOMIC collapse, nuclear brinksmanship and an asteroid are signs that tomorrow's end of days is shaping up well, it has been claimed.

Threat of nuclear war 'pleasantly nostalgic'

THE possibility of nuclear conflict in the Middle East has evoked warm fuzzy memories among those who were kids during the Cold War.

Overenthusiastic chimp impersonator rips off man's arm

OFFICE worker Tom Logan tore off a friend's limb after getting too into character during his party-piece primate impression, it has emerged.

Game of Thrones is 'fantasy gateway drug'

THE hugely popular A Game of Thrones books are leading thousands into the desperate squalor of fantasy dependency, it has been claimed.

Liz Jones launches used condom appeal

DAILY Mail experiment Liz Jones has urged men across Britain to send her their used condoms.

Internet weirdos take first step towards running country

BRITAIN'S weird, internet bigots are flocking to the government's E-Petitions site in a bid to make parliament talk about all the things they hate.

Scientist proves that mediums aren't stupid

SIMON Singh's bid to have a psychic prove her supernatural powers was turned down after it emerged she is not an idiot.

Britain dares Charles to block legislation

PRINCE Charles should try blocking legislation, just to see what happens, it was claimed last night.