Society

Woman thinks Adidas is a designer label

A WOMAN believes popular brands of sportswear such as Adidas and Nike are designer clothing.

London-bound man excited about spending £4 on a cup of tea

A MAN moving to London cannot wait to drop the best part of a fiver on a cup of tea.

I had affair with your sister and got her pregnant 'in good faith', man tells wife

A MAN has explained to his wife that fathering a child with his sister-in-law 'was the right decision at the time'.

Brexiter’s excuses increasingly bollocks

A MAN’S excuses for problems clearly caused by Brexit are getting increasingly desperate.

Man’s comments about 'baby boomers' starting to sound kind of bigoted

A MAN who blames ‘baby boomers’ for everything is starting to sound like a racist, people have noticed.

'Brexiteer' confirmed as most ludicrous English word so far

'BREXITEER' is the most ridiculous English word yet created, experts have confirmed.

Entire country decides to leave things half-finished and f**k off

BRITONS have been inspired to just abandon what they were doing and f**k off.

Southern Rail to replace timetable with avant garde poem

COMMUTERS using Southern Rail will need an advanced degree in modern poetry to know when their train is due.