BEFORE his death, Brian Sollitt, the inventor of the After Eight, forgave people who put the empty envelopes back in the box.
THE official school starting age should be raised from five to 17 because we may as well, experts have claimed.
MOST Britons are not part of the social class they have always claimed they are, research has revealed.
POPE Francis has allowed atheists to use their brains independently of God.
ANGELS exist but can only help narcissists with trivial nonsense.
TEACHERS are to strike because children are unbearably horrible.