CHRISTIANS worldwide have remembered the martyrdom of St Pancake of Antioch, who was stuffed full of hot cheese, fried and repeatedly thrown into the air around 530 AD.
PHILIP Clarke, who has poor eyesight, has issued a heartfelt thanks to big-hearted volunteers who help him live his life.
AN epidemic of anti-anxiety drug usage has been blamed on increasingly protracted 'shout outs' by callers to BBC Radio 2.
CHERYL Cole's feud with former protegé Cher Lloyd has been exposed as a
trans-dimensional conflict for the future of the Earth itself.
TRAFFIC wardens in England and Wales are to be given new powers to kick motorists in the groin.
DAVID Cameron is to launch a series of initiatives that will make being paralytic much safer and more convenient.
DAVID Cameron has let Baroness Warsi out of her box again.
HUSBANDS and boyfriends have been flocking to charming little flower shops that also have petrol.