ENORMOUS 1p-a-pint student drink bender clubs should be less haphazard affairs, a judge has warned.
THE latest stage of the digital TV switch over caused havoc in the North West yesterday as terrified viewers feared the death of the 'Unblinking Eye' that sits in the corner of their living room.
PROTESTERS outside a play depicting Jesus as a transsexual, last night insisted the Son of God was a six foot four, rugby-playing, sexual dynamo.
BRITAIN'S oiks were last night on the brink of surrender.
AS statistics reveal 50% of teenage girls want cosmetic surgery, a collective of teenage boys has said they'd happily finger them just as they are.