ELDERLY women across Britain are preparing to assert 'alpha nan' status over the family's other grandmother.
THERE is a growing possibility that UKIP members may write to the newspapers about all this.
SMOKING rots the brain until you start thinking like a non-smoker, it has been confirmed.
A MINIMUM alcohol price would make Britons cut back on less essential items like food, it has been claimed.
POPE Benedict XVI has debunked the myth that baby Jesus's first meal was turkey with all the trimmings.
A MAN who lives on his own is expecting a record libel payout after being called ‘paedo’ by local teenagers every day for the past 16 years.