BRITAIN is the angry, racist, old widower who lives in that decrepit house at the end of the street, the UN has confirmed.
YOUNG people's obsession with the internet could spell the end for traditional pastimes like watching Home and Away, according to new research.
THE government has unveiled a street by street crime map of the UK as part of a new initiative to keep you nicely terrified.
ED Miliband has ordered a digital calculator watch in a bid to reassure Britain he can steer it through economic turmoil.
A NEW television series has been hailed for portraying gypsies as being just as shallow, materialistic and celebrity-obsessed as mainstream society.
BRITAIN'S average standard of living will soon be no better than it was just over five years ago.
YOU are facing the sack today because you once said something about someone that some other people have decided to find offensive.
NEW government drugs adviser Dr Hans-Christian Raabe has reassured worried parents by confirming that Christianity is the only drug young people need.