LONDONERS who move to the provinces will never fit in because their souls are tainted by the city’s evil aura.
THE requirements for being deemed a ‘legend’ have been raised from buying colleagues a doughnut to overcoming a seemingly invincible adversary.
31-YEAR-OLD Julian Cook does not like cycling, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE who committed crimes while hungry are to be released from prison, it has emerged.
BLOGGERS have claimed that a tree involved in a bus crash was deliberately planted by the government.
LEADING a dull suburban life with a mortgage and two children is now a phenomenal achievement, everyone has agreed.
MILLIONS of self-absorbed UK residents are concerned that their photos may not be included in a police database.
A FAMILY has decided that if their dog ever needed veterinary treatment costing over £1000 they would not bother.