A SEMI-MYTHICAL group of troglodyte ravers has been discovered by workmen at Manchester's legendary Hacienda.
BRITAIN will be a prehistoric barter economy within two years, the Bank of England has predicted.
TIBET'S spiritual leader has delivered an extraordinary rant about the things that do his head in.
THE second-hand value of a beginner-level ukulele has plummeted to £1.12 after thousands simultaneously lost interest in the stringed instrument.
THE wait at Heathrow's border control is now so long that many become full UK citizens while queueing.
ALL the world's women have been ranked by looks in a new list of The World's Sexiest Three Billion Ladies.
PRIME minister David Cameron has revealed his boyhood softcore porn preferences, including a penchant for 'grimy' Razzle.
MEN'S rights campaigners are refusing to lift a finger around the house until anti-male gender discrimination ends.