Being a chef actually pretty easy

BEING a chef is not as nearly gruelling as chefs claim.

Most Britons strongly opposed to thinking about war

THE majority of Britons are against thinking about a new war in the Middle East.

Office staff pretend manual worker is invisible

DESK staff at a Swindon company have studiously ignored a maintenance man.

Television binge plans ruined by good weather

MILLIONS of Britons were left unable to view their favourite American TV dramas due to fine weather over the bank holiday weekend.

People who highlight minor grammar points are amazing

THE ability to spot a minor grammar error is proof that you are amazing, it has been confirmed.

Gullible people hit compensation jackpot yet again

GULLIBLE people are to receive yet another compensation payment after taking out insultingly worthless credit card insurance.

Friday booked off by devious little shits

PEOPLE who booked Friday off work are cackling like maniacs at the success of their scheme.