THERE is nothing to be gained by adding plant matter to a drink, it has been claimed.
INCREASING numbers of Britain’s race horses are changing their original idiotic names, it has emerged.
ANYONE who does not have a fanatical love of babies is committing a crime, it has been confirmed.
A 26-YEAR-OLD woman has not posted pictures of her body shortly after having a child, inspiring others to be less moronic.
THE UK's last remaining CD tower, capable of holding more than 88 albums, has been destroyed.
GARYS could be wiped out within a generation after it emerged there have been no children named Gary since 1992.
FAIRIES evicted from a wood in Somerset have turned to drugs and crime, it has emerged.
A 31-YEAR-MAN has expressed deep frustration at his failure to make the cursor disappear while watching a film on his laptop.