LABOUR'S bid to engineer a battle between rich and poor will almost certainly result in a resounding victory for the rich, it was claimed last night.
A THINK tank researching poverty in the UK has found that people living below the breadline are dreadfully boring.
TRADITIONAL German Christmas markets are the vanguard of a massive Nazi invasion, it was claimed last night.
BRITAIN'S children are now just two years away from maximum thickness, according to the latest exam statistics.
MOST British children are now being raised by goats, dogs, rats and monkeys, according to new research.
THE seaside resort of Ilfracombe is to place teenage pregnancy rates at the heart of its economic development strategy.