Couple on first date really over doing their body language

A COUPLE on a first date are really over doing their body language signals, it has emerged.

Part-time smoker's attempt at roll up an ‘abomination’

A SOCIAL smoker's attempt at making a rolled up cigarette has been classed an ‘abomination’ by all who saw it.

Optimistic father gives Black and Decker Workmate to 29-year-old son

A MAN has given a Black and Decker Workmate to his son in a desperate bid to stop him being so pathetic.

All state schools should be Nandos, says Cameron

DAVID Cameron wants state schools to offer a fast-casual educational experience inspired by the traditions of Mozambique.

Man sticking with hipster look because he passionately believes in values of hipsterism

A 28-YEAR-OLD man is staying with the tired ‘hipster’ look because he is passionate about the values of the hipster movement.

Best place to live is under the sea

THE best place to live in the UK is under its coastal waters, it has been confirmed.

Failure with opposite sex re-branded as celibacy

A 36-YEAR-OLD man has decided that his inability to find a sexual partner is actually a spiritual decision to remain celibate.

Everyone has a relative who 'can get you any car'

ALL Britons have a male relative who can get them any second hand car, it has emerged.