THE design of the new £50 note will replace the first governor of the Bank of England with Pippa Middleton’s buttocks, it has been announced.
WITH half term looming, Britain's parents are steeling themselves for day trips that will inevitably end with at least one child weeping uncontrollably.
THOUSANDS of young women wearing large-framed glasses are not actually repressed nymphomaniacs, it has been revealed.
THE growing citizens' revolution across the western world is based on a
Natalie Portman film that is based on a comic, it has emerged.
THE eviction of the Dale Farm travellers' site has really brought out Britain's good side, it has been confirmed.
A TAXI driver whose dead body was mummified will not shut up, it emerged last night.
WEEKEND courses on spiritual growth and healing are the foremost events for opportunistic sex, it has been claimed.
BRITAIN is putting aside its woes and working together in a bid to stop Christmas.