HIGH earners are more likely to be good at shouting, it has emerged.
ANYONE who runs a large business or organisation is obviously incredible, experts have confirmed.
THE 'furry' subculture, whose members dress as animals to have sex, have demanded a celebrity advocate for their lifestyle.
MINIMUM wage earners have blasted their pay rise of 19p an hour as inadequate recompense for losing their multi-million pound bonuses.
LONDON tube drivers have admitted that the game may be up.
COUNCILS have started plunging unemployed people in rivers to see if they float, it has been confirmed.
EVERYONE who has ever been thrown out of a nightclub has confirmed it was not their fault.
GROWN-UPS should stop expecting to be treated as if they are special once a year, it has been claimed.