A HUGELY expensive pair of bespoke jeans still resembles those worn by a Top Gear presenter, it has emerged.
ANY real-life situation involving illegal drugs is like something out of Breaking Bad, according to newspaper editors.
A FEARLESS adventurer has stunned friends by venturing overseas with scant regard for lost luggage or flight delays.
A MARRIED couple who have not spoken since 1994 have no idea what they are called, their children confirmed.
CATHEDRAL architects must be vetted so they do not design buildings that look Turkish, UKIP has demanded.
A BLACK Friday shopper has stopped hitting a pensioner in the face so she can take in the atmosphere.
AN unemployed, single and homeless man is racing against time to sort his life out before seeing his relatives for Christmas.
PEOPLE who claim to be perfectionists are just moody bastards, it has emerged.