NEW guidelines have been issued to help sexually inappropriate relatives remain within the law this Christmas.
MEN have begun half-heartedly looking through Amazon in a bid to buy something appropriate for a female.
EVERY London night bus will undertake a final 'puke parade' before being replaced by the 24-hour tube.
POLICE forces across the UK are targeting shopkeepers who illegally separate fizzy drink cans from larger groupings.
A WORD for a photograph of yourself by yourself is the ‘Word of the Year’ for a society that no longer cares about words.
SEX with people older than 61 is to be made illegal in the UK.
ADULT skateboarders have been urged to stop pretending a plank on wheels can get them from A to B.
31-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan has discovered he enjoys women's buttocks from a feminist perspective.