EQUAL rights campaigners are celebrating after the government said the monarch's first born daughter should get to be automatically better than you.
HUGH Fearnley-Whittingstall has claimed that eating a Frenchman and his family is morally the same as eating an animal.
PASTY incubator Greggs has called for an inquiry after being overlooked for one of cuisine's biggest honours, it has emerged.
CONTROVERSIAL chat show host Matthew Wright has defended a live TV phone-in debate about whether members of the public would have sex with the Birmingham Six, and if so, in what order.
TWO year-olds have been bonding with other people who talk gibberish and piss themselves since the opening of a toddler group at a Wetherspoon's.
URBAN professionals escaping to rural areas must contribute to the local gene pool, it has been claimed.
THE incremental collapse of the system that provides everything has once again been overshadowed by a marginally better camera.
THE majority of British children should be excused from having to go to school, it has been claimed.