FRUSTRATED broadband customers have decided to pay 'up to' all of their bill.
A NEW version of the UK citizenship test will be based on the country's warped, mentally-damaged value system, it has emerged.
ENGLAND believes itself to be a nice place apart from the presence of humans, it has emerged.
TWITTER'S 'Vine' app means everyone will now be famous for just six seconds.
A HIGH speed rail line to the north will bring a much needed economic boost to central London, say experts.
A SATANIC ritual in Devon has received top marks in every category on attendees’ feedback forms.
THE most middle class tattoo is the word 'moustache' in a speech bubble, coming out of a swallow's mouth, on the wearer's finger.