CHILDREN'S love of Halloween proves that they are innately evil, it has been claimed.
ONLINE pornography must have detailed historical settings, according to new government guidelines.
FUN for adults is a myth, it has emerged.
BRITONS are increasingly getting sexual gratification from complaining about train travel.
THE headteacher of a free school has denied it over-emphasises superpowers.
BRITONS must today face either the deadly weather or poisonous spiders.
EACH household in Britain will be given a thing to be absolutely terrified about.
BRITAIN'S retired people are producing overwhelming amounts of poor quality artwork, experts have warned.