HUNDREDS of women are still being carried around on men's shoulders after they leave music festivals.
THE term ‘socialising’ actually means drinking heavily, it has emerged.
WELL-GROOMED young women who do not take drugs are pretending to be excited about attending Glastonbury Festival.
FATHER-OF-TWO Tom Booker has decided his children will not inherit his personal fortune of two Billy bookcases, some DVDs and a broken cross-trainer.
A HIGH-SPEED train service will halve the time it takes to commute between Leeds and Manchester for a fight.
A VEHICLE more than 14 years old passed several newer and more powerful cars on the M4 yesterday.
A HOMELESS man drinking high-strength lager in a park is going to enjoy today more than you.
MEN are considering whether to start having emotions about things that are not sport.