THE sort of men who will never even own a car have been thrilled by the new Lamborghini Veneno.
THE number of people buying houses has been linked to what a massive ball-ache it is.
OVER-INDULGED infants will grow up to employ you, it has been claimed.
GRANTHAM councillors say a proposed statue of Margaret Thatcher will have the power to make people feel hellish.
GENUINELY eccentric people are selling their character traits to young social media obsessives, it has emerged.
MANY local councils are to charge more for what amounts to emptying bins, it has emerged.
THE UK is going to be a total bastard to foreigners and people in general, David Cameron has announced.
GEORGE Osborne hopes to fix the economy by reversing the polarity of the pound.