A VICIOUS paper cut has been the catalyst for a string of new and creative obscenities, it has emerged.
ONE change of undergarments is more than sufficient to maintain comfort and hygiene for seven days, men have asserted.
JEREMY Clarkson, the veteran broadcaster and denim enthusiast, has exploded at news of the proposed 80mph motorway speed limit.
A-LEVEL students should be judged on both their grades and their likeness to stout Yorkshire actor Brian Glover, it has been claimed.
A CAGE fight between two eight year-old boys has been condemned as utterly unmissable.
A SUMMER school for rioters will be full of tellys and tracksuits, Nick Clegg has pledged.
IRISH travelling folk will today reaffirm their ancient, mystic right not to have planning permission for their houses.
ALMOST half the parents in Britain are so busy they need schools to beat their children for them.