IMMIGRATION has fallen after people finally bothered to find out what Britain is actually like.
THE thing where everyone gets their news has promised to find out what a 'Leveson' is.
ALMOST every Union Jack flag in the UK is currently flying upside down, it has emerged.
THE Daily Mail today pledged it would die before surrendering the right to publish photos of Seraphina Affleck.
APPRECIATORS of super strength lager's complex flavours feel they are being victimised by the government.
BRITAIN is today enjoying a world class exchange of self-righteous bullshit.
ELDERLY women across Britain are preparing to assert 'alpha nan' status over the family's other grandmother.
THERE is a growing possibility that UKIP members may write to the newspapers about all this.