THE Waldorf-Steiner education system is responsible for a piece of headgear that offends all aesthetic sensibilities, it has been claimed.
THE combination of pedal-based transport and motor vehicles on roads is utterly insane, it has been confirmed.
A TEACHER has been suspended after using her Facebook Timeline to expose pupils to the minutiae of her Guardian reading habits.
PLANS to dilute alcoholic drinks have won the enthusiastic support of Britain's heroin kingpins.
TOUGH new policies on workplace fun will make enjoyment of group activities non-negotiable, it has emerged.
NHS staff are to start miming what they want to do to foreign patients in a bid to save money.
THE works of Charles Dickens have nothing to offer London's 21st Century thieving underclass, say experts.
BRITAIN is in the hands of a Huhneless government.