BRITAIN'S major retailers have joined forces to create a new shopping-centric deity called 'Spendo'.
PICTURES of an obese cat in the throes of an endearing fatal heart attack have proved a huge online smash.
BRITAIN'S filthiest drunks have begun their erratic stagger toward Parliament in protest over tax increases on high-strength beer.
MILLIONS of Britons were finally told 'no' yesterday.
THE single thing that makes Britons happiest is watching others have a total and utter nightmare, according to a new study.
BRITISH workers face spending their twilight years in peaceful, neon-lit retirement brothels.
OFFICERS policing yesterday's student demonstrations have returned to work with serious injuries rather than admit they were hurt by some ponce called Ollie.