GAY marriage could force Britain to read about a newly married lesbian queen opening a hospital, it has emerged.
BRITAIN'S gay men and women have defied angry Tories by taking their gayness to a new and hotter level.
CHILDREN should be warned about Femail Today as soon they have access to the internet, it has been claimed.
STOCKY men are aggressive because their clothes are constantly chafing.
PEOPLE who don't retire live longer because they are fuelled by hatred for their co-workers.
SCIENCE fiction conventions are attracting more hard bastards than football matches, it has emerged.
MOST British men have no idea what masculinity would actually involve, it has been confirmed.