EVERY chocolate bar invented since the Wispa has been either uninspired or disgusting, it has emerged.
A NEW smartphone app combines geolocation and the paranormal to show all the ghosts in your vicinity.
KIDS are dreadful regardless of whether they've had sugar, it has emerged.
BRITAIN'S homeless people are to be eaten by imported carnivores, it has emerged.
HARRIET Harman and the Daily Mail are two sides of the same unbearable coin, experts have confirmed.
A CONSPIRACY theory outlined by office worker Tom Logan was fine until it edged into anti-Semitism, according to his colleagues.
PRE-TEENS have confirmed they detest their father's music, especially The Pixies.
A CARLISLE woman has reiterated how lovely her boyfriend's beef stew was for the third day running.