DAVID Cameron looked into his bathroom mirror last night and saw the haunted face of Gordon Brown staring back at him.
Take the Institute for Studies test and discover whether you are a twat.
PLANS to shoot badgers have been postponed in favour of a twat cull.
HACKING a mobile phone is not the same as opposing gay marriage, it has emerged.
RUPERT Murdoch is to assume control of England in the wake of revelations about the DJ Jimmy Savile.
BUSY parents are increasingly relying on primates to provide childcare, it has emerged.
THE end of the recession has failed to bring widespread joy.