THE wait at Heathrow's border control is now so long that many become full UK citizens while queueing.
ALL the world's women have been ranked by looks in a new list of The World's Sexiest Three Billion Ladies.
PRIME minister David Cameron has revealed his boyhood softcore porn preferences, including a penchant for 'grimy' Razzle.
MEN'S rights campaigners are refusing to lift a finger around the house until anti-male gender discrimination ends.
AN explosion in the number of cannabis farms is raking in millions for
flaky criminals who will either lose the money or spend it on snacks.
A LONDON underground driver who has been cheering up commuters with his
amusing asides for over a decade is just a pain in the arse, it has been
BRITAIN'S borrowing is out of control, with clothes, DVDs and cookware topping the list of things that need to be given back.
PUPILS at Catholic schools are being encouraged to sign a petition against being a total bumpilot.