A SLEDGE has distanced itself from the inevitable injuries to its rider.
DOUBLING the cost of a lottery ticket to £2 represents a tax on idiots, it has been claimed.
BRITAIN should not be too fussy about eating horses, economists have warned.
ALMOST all reported 'workplace sex' occurs solo, it has emerged.
UNRULY abandoned men could become a fixture on the high street as music, technology and DVD shops collapse.
THOUSANDS are leaving Facebook because they want to get back into face-to-face bragging, it has emerged.
WEATHER forecasters have issued an exclamation mark in a triangle, urging Britons to freak out.