A NEW graduate tax will see those bothered to turn up, get a good degree and a lucrative career pay a higher rate than the likes of you.
POUNDLAND is pretty good, human rights campaigners admitted last night.
PRIVATE skank academies are under pressure to admit more budding footballer semen receptacles from low-income families.
RAOUL Moat was executed on behalf of a group of Tory billionaire businessmen whose names you will never know, it was claimed last night.
HOUSES, for so long the friends of mankind, have finally turned against their masters, according to the latest property market survey.
MEN who surreptitiously leer at attractive women must 'come out', it was claimed last night.