WATCHING television drama is more mind-expanding than reading contemporary fiction, it has been claimed.
SHOPS specialising in frozen yoghurt must be a cover for some form of criminal activity, it has been claimed.
MOST people in the UK are members of the ‘not really middle class’ class, research has revealed.
THE Oxford Dictionary of Twattery has announced this year's new entries including 'I have no filter', 'YOLO' and '[x] is in my DNA'.
A 42-YEAR-OLD male was chased by other middle-aged men after attending a party wearing a shirt that was not from Superdry.
DAVID Cameron has provoked fury after admitting he prefers chatting to people who are even vaguely like him.
A SHAKE-UP of GCSE grades will give the appearance of children learning things.
NETWORK Rail has begun production of Hitler clones that will make trains run on time.