Bullies demand fat kid clarification

BRITAIN’S thugs have asked whether jiggling a fat person is a hate crime.

Thick old people slam thick young people

THICKHEADED older people have criticised educational standards among young thickos.

Britain's welfare debate 'not working'

THE British system of debating social security is open to rampant abuse and exploitation, according to research.

Britons still relying on class system for their personalities

BRITISH people are still incapable of coming up with personalities for themselves.

Welfare reforms aimed at Frank Gallagher

THE government’s welfare cuts are targeted at the fictional character Frank Gallagher.

Iain Duncan Smith's £53 a week diary

Wednesday: Woke up to see a big dog on pavement. Remained indoors.