LORD Leveson is guilty of the worst kind of gutter judicial inquiry, it was claimed last night.
MORE people are visiting churches to steal metal than to worship, it has emerged.
THE government is to boost the housing market because there really isn't anything else to do, it has been confirmed.
YOUR ageing parents are planning to get themselves a 'computer with the internet' this Christmas, in a move that will ruin your life.
BRITAIN could soon be torn apart by toast sandwich envy, it has been claimed.
THE average British household is wasting no alcohol, according to new research.
THE huge box the child in the John Lewis advert hands to his parents contains a detailed breakdown of how they have failed him, it has emerged.
A GROUP of online trolls have been introduced to an actual woman for the first time, it has emerged.