Society
Spending time together will kill a relationship
SPENDING time with your partner can be fatal for a relationship, experts have warned.
Hipsters are better than you, say researchers
IRONICALLY-moustached hipsters are actually better than you, according to a new study.
Page 3 not evil enough, says Murdoch
PAGE 3 is not doing enough to mess with people's heads, according to Rupert Murdoch.
Britain demands non-oral coffee
COFFEE that can be injected, snorted or put up your arse will soon be available on the high street.
Adults to be reclassified as children
MOST adults are to be reclassified as children due to their total lack of financial or emotional independence.
Dogs condemn microchipping as 'Orwellian'
MANDATORY microchipping is a serious erosion of civil liberties, according to dogs.
Gay couples win right to quote 'Captain Corelli's Mandolin'
BRITAIN'S gay couples have taken another step towards being able to quote that bit from Captain Corelli's Mandolin about volcanoes.
Secret of successful relationship is getting pissed together
COUPLES who share regular marathon drinking sessions are more likely to stay together, it has been claimed.