A MAN has explained to his wife that fathering a child with his sister-in-law 'was the right decision at the time'.
A MAN’S excuses for problems clearly caused by Brexit are getting increasingly desperate.
A MAN who blames ‘baby boomers’ for everything is starting to sound like a racist, people have noticed.
'BREXITEER' is the most ridiculous English word yet created, experts have confirmed.
BRITONS have been inspired to just abandon what they were doing and f**k off.
COMMUTERS using Southern Rail will need an advanced degree in modern poetry to know when their train is due.
A 35-YEAR-OLD man is the laughing stock of his office after being seen eating supermarket own-brand Hula Hoops at his desk.
EVERY last poster, mug and T-shirt bearing the ‘Keep Calm and Carry On’ slogan has been destroyed in frustrated rage, it has emerged.