A WOMAN has based her all her thinking on philosophical quotes written on chalk boards outside local businesses.
PEOPLE with nothing in their lives but their own incessant whining have smiled inwardly as shops start wheeling out Christmas tat.
A MAN is wondering why he chooses to spend his time doing horrible things with the worst people in the world.
A 25-YEAR-OLD man was applying for a job as ‘unskilled labourer’ when he realised he did not meet the criteria.
BRITAIN’S infants will finally be made to pay for causing the financial crash of 2008.
PEOPLE whose middle class lifestyles are easy targets for snide humour have attempted to turn the tables.
A LABRADOR has realised that the people he thought were his parents are actually a different species.
BRITONS are talking about ‘brunch’ without getting the piss ripped out of them, it has emerged.