SPENDING time with your partner can be fatal for a relationship, experts have warned.
IRONICALLY-moustached hipsters are actually better than you, according to a new study.
PAGE 3 is not doing enough to mess with people's heads, according to Rupert Murdoch.
COFFEE that can be injected, snorted or put up your arse will soon be available on the high street.
MOST adults are to be reclassified as children due to their total lack of financial or emotional independence.
MANDATORY microchipping is a serious erosion of civil liberties, according to dogs.
BRITAIN'S gay couples have taken another step towards being able to quote that bit from Captain Corelli's Mandolin about volcanoes.
COUPLES who share regular marathon drinking sessions are more likely to stay together, it has been claimed.