PARENTS across the UK are drunkenly celebrating the end of six weeks of nightmarish full-time childcare.
GCSE pupils should learn the superfluous bullshit needed for the modern workplace, according to employers.
BRITAIN is the best country in Europe at getting toasted, according to new research.
TEENAGERS about to start university are developing absurd new personalities in an attempt to seem interesting.
NEW rules require all energy bills to explain how customers are being ripped off.
BEING a chef is not as nearly gruelling as chefs claim.
THE majority of Britons are against thinking about a new war in the Middle East.