A SURVEY to find the world’s friendliest city has been told in no uncertain terms that it is London, unless the researchers have a problem with that.
A STUDENT is celebrating getting the first ‘A with a shitload of stars’ grade at A Level.
A WOMAN is annoyed after sending all her friends a helpful link to erection pills and not getting any response.
PLANS to tackle childhood obesity have been scaled back because the money has been spent on winning Olympic cycling medals
A MAN has experienced weird stirrings of patriotism while watching the Olympics.
A WOMAN is always available to listen to her friends’ problems and give them spectacularly shit advice.
A RETIRED couple spent three days on a coach because that is their twisted idea of fun.
A TATTOO claiming ‘Only God Can Judge Me’, has been proved wrong by a county court judge.