A MAN has a white Range Rover, it has been confirmed.
A MASSIVE arsehole you used to work with is now quite senior at another company.
A CHRISTMAS tree fairy would rather not have a needle-covered branch right up her skirt, it has emerged.
ARE train drivers right to strike, or are they just in a mood?
A FATHER Christmas in Preston has informed children that they are getting ‘sod all’ because they have been ‘bad little buggers’.
A MAN will not stop telling people about his plans to do un-Christmassy things over Christmas.
PARENTS feel they must prove their concern for their children’s futures by talking about it endlessly, it has emerged.
SOUTHERN Rail victims have had a more efficient journey to work than normal by just walking along the tracks.
- Country with no f**king idea where it's going to focus on trousers and handbags
- Exes so lucky to have amazing fake friendship
- UK carrying out hit-and-run card deliveries
- Dads in training for pointlessly competitive games of Trivial Pursuit
- Middle class children ask for massive plastic toys to annoy parents