BUBBLE tea containing mysterious ‘chewy pearls’ is the actual product of Lucifer’s evil loins, it has been confirmed.
MOST parents would not notice if their kids were swapped for some other kids, it has emerged.
BEING imprisoned and heavily fined is better than going on a stag weekend, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE become happiest aged 70 when other people's opinions cease to matter, it has emerged.
A FAMILY has gone feral after learning that Wetherspoon pubs will no longer serve roast dinners.
A RACIST believes pork products can cause Muslims to burn up and crumble into dust.
A YOUNG woman on a night out with friends has admitted she should not have worn a hat.
A VEGETARIAN has been burnt at the stake in a steak house before being served up to meat hungry customers.
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