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Around one in six of the record numbers goaded through the door by Richard Hammond and Denise Van Outen say many of the items can still be clearly detected at the back of their throats.

Customers have complained about the lingering presence of a range of popular products including Beef and Peach Flavoured Stallion Parts, and the New York Dump, a large chocolate-style cake in the shape of an early-morning shit.

Shopper Helen Archer, from Stevenage, said: "I usually do my food shopping at Sainsbury's - my husband is left handed so he prefers their salads.

"But this year we had my family over for Christmas lunch and I absolutely fucking despise them."

She added: "I bought a pack of Golden Turkey Mittens for the kids, so they'd be able to have a healthy snack and keep their hands warm while they were out taunting war veterans and urinating everywhere.

"They sounded nice, but unfortunately they were disgusting. Three of them still had the feet attached and one of them had a lighter stuck inside it."

Mrs Archer said she would not be buying turkey mittens again, but stressed her children would still get their five a day from Sainsbury's Ever So Special Cheese and Kidney Gujons.