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BRITAIN'S supermarkets were last night accused of stocking the products their customers want to buy.

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The National Consumer Council claimed the stores are deliberately selling a range of items that are not only competitively priced but tasted lovely.

The NCC said that by stocking large numbers of these products, the customers are being encouraged to return to the stores, often on a weekly basis.

A spokesman said: "They stock more of the things that people want and a lot less of the things that people don't want. It's cynical and possibly illegal.

"For example, Asda are currently selling four Extra Special Beefburgers for £1.89 for the simple reason that everybody likes them.

"They put the burgers in cardboard boxes carrying a photograph which is clearly designed to make them look appetising and then place these boxes on easy-to-reach shelves.

"Meanwhile they go around filling their fruit and veg aisles with thousands of deadly scorpions. Probably."

A spokesman for Asda said: "The National Consumer Council seems to have confused us with something that is not a business."

He added: "Coco Pops Mega Munchers - £1.87"





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